FHM # 1, March/April 2000

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
98 Wes Craven<br>
The Scream 3 director on voodoo, basements and the things you can do with blood
nowadays.<br>
100 Best friend vs. girlfriend<br>
Which of your so-called friends knows you best? Insist they take this test and
discover the truth.<br>
108 The unshuttable mouth<br>
Don King may have the scariest hair in sports, but his mighty mouth is even more
dangerous.<br>
116 Susan Ward<br>
Need a good reason to go see The In Crowd at your local movie theater? Well, here&#39;s
one.<br>
122 I&#39;m so sorry!<br>
When you&#39;ve really upset your girlfriend, maybe it&#39;s time for the special tricks
to win her back.<br>
131 Sharks ate my wife!<br>
A young couple&#39;s Hawaiian honeymoon ended in tragedy. Only one person knows what
really happened, and he&#39;s not talking....<br>
136 Invasion of the body hair<br>
If your body is covered with unwanted fur, here&#39;s what you can do to stop the
horror.<br>
142 Leslie Bibb<br>
Popular&#39;s bitchy blonde speaks her mind on boxing, Howard Stern and Guns &#39;N&#39; Roses.<br>
148 Do you know how to have sex?<br>
You may think you are outstanding in bed, but are you alone in that opinion? Find
out here.<br>
152 I&#39;m in love with my car<br>
The &#39;80s was the decade of the television car. Here are the people who refuse
to let go.<br>
160 Rachael Leigh Cook<br>
With four films due out this year, Rachael Leigh Cook is set to dominate the big
screens.<br>
168 The crash test dummy<br>
Not many people relish the prospect of a car crash, but for one man, it&#39;s all
in a day&#39;s work.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
32 Letters<br>
Dust off your writing skills and win yourself a succulent prize by sending us
a letter. Even if you have no writing skills, send one anyway.<br>
42 Reporter<br>
Featuring gorillas in fancy dress, toys for horrible children, why pets threaten
civilization, the end of bathroom lines and a delicious FHM cocktail.<br>
64 Reviews<br>
Music, movies, videos and games, all passed through the FHM quality detector.<br>
84 Confessions<br>
The arrival of a giant beast brings joy to a slaughterhouse, and a sobering account
of why you should never mock the elderly behind their backs.<br>
92 Bar room jokes<br>
Prepare your sides for the splitting process as these top drawer gags work their
ingenious magic. At least, that&#39;s the theory.<br>
96 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
FHM&#39;s fearless yet revolting sex columnist with lovemaking tips for the more experienced
man.<br>
175 Fashion<br>
Guess what&#8212;clothes are still in! Take a look at the stuff the world will
be walking around in this summer, and work out which bits you want.<br>
210 Hospital<br>
Tell us all about your embarrassing problems and let FHM take away the pain and
anxiety.<br>
216 The expert dads<br>
Important advice from reliable adults on home repair, savings and talking to a
dying parent.<br>
218 Machinery<br>
Cell phones for every occasion, a cool new computer and the men who drive the
Zamboni.<br>
224 True stories<br>
Laugh at the misfortune of fellow readers.