FHM # 3, July/August 2000

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
72 Cheech Marin<br>
The star of Nash Bridges on meeting Chong, topless-bar fights and his love of
pork rinds.<br>
74 The return of the pirate<br>
Cynthia Smith found out firsthand that pirates don&#39;t only exist in cartoons and commercials.<br>
80 A lifetime of sex<br>
How do you know if you&#39;re getting your fair share of sex? FHM does the math and comes up with the magic numbers.<br>
88 All Landry<br>
The spectacular Doritos girt on chick fights and being naked in Bali.<br>
94 Crazy legs<br>
Thanks to an annoying Broadway show and a silly dance, Michael Flatley lives a
rock-star Life.<br>
100 Stan Lee<br>
The creator ofX-Men and Spider-Man on crazy fan mail and being saved by a woman.<br>
102 Come to the beach!<br>
FHM finds the 20 best beaches for doing whatever you like, and vital information
on clambakes, tsunamis and exploding seagulls.<br>
112 Follow those girls!<br>
The sexy duo from Howard Stern&#39;s show Son of the Beach do battle in their bikinis to see who will be Queen of the Beach.<br>
121 Hit the road, Jack!<br>
Learn to resist the silver tongue of the cheap-suited used-car salesman, and make
sure you leave his lot with a good deal.<br>
128 Alicia Silverstone<br>
The sexy star on being attacked by an elephant, the worst rumor about her, and&#8212;surprise,
surprise&#8212;her animals.<br>
138 The jungle explorer<br>
Plant detective Wade Davis on what makes a zombie, flesh-eating worms and the
most revolting place in all of the Amazon.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
17 Letters<br>
Your thoughts on whether chewing tobacco causes mouth hair, an argument over who
really makes the ice smooth, a defense of video-store clerks and an angry Denny
Brauer fan.<br>
22 Reporter<br>
Featuring humans in love with cows, honeybees joining the army, the Jesus credit
card and sharing a cocktail with The Love Boat&#39;s Isaac.<br>
45 Reviews<br>
Music, film, DUDS and games, all tried and tested by FHM&#39;s expert team of critics.<br>
63 Confessions<br>
The police lineup that went terribly, terribly wrong, and the harrowing tale of
a six-inch Australian worm that found a new home for itself. In a man&#39;s leg.<br>
66 Bar room jokes<br>
Hold on to your seats as you read our latest surefire gut-busters.<br>
68 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
FHM&#39;s intrepid sex columnist looks for the truth in all the wrong places.<br>
141 Fashion<br>
Including the right gear for when Hef calls you over, the best board shorts for
the beach and some comfy shoes to get you there.<br>
172 Hospital<br>
Your body is a host ripe for invasion, but with FHM&#39;s help you can stave off the enemy.<br>
178 The expert dads<br>
Essential advice from the wise ones on home repair, debt and your legal rights.<br>
180 Machinery<br>
Pint-sized video cameras, the amazing electric scooter and the guy who wrecks
buildings.<br>
184 True stories<br>
Just be glad it wasn&#39;t you.