FHM # 4, September 2000

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
92 Jevon Hearse<br>
The man they call The Freak has the wingspan of a B2 bomber and eats QBs for lunch.<br>
96 Welcome to hell!<br>
For prisoners of war, death is a reward. Read about the men who survived the nightmare.<br>
106 Vanessa Marcil<br>
The 90210 graduate on underwear, hypnotism and her &quot;husband&quot; Corey Feldman.<br>
113 2000 FHM sex survey<br>
The shocking results are in, so it&#39;s time to have a talk with your girlfriend.<br>
123 Rock &#39;n&#39; roll animals<br>
Kiss, the band that refuses to die, is back in costume and ready for their encore.<br>
130 Burt Reynolds<br>
The only man to be canceled by all three networks weighs in on porno directors,
deranged groupies and fun with Vaseline.<br>
132 This bud&#39;s for you!<br>
Are your friends complete losers? Take our test to find out which ones you no
longer need.<br>
140 Pamela Anderson<br>
The sexy V.I.P. bares all for an FHM exclusive.<br>
148 The future of sex<br>
Imagine sex with aliens, breast farms and talking vibrators. The brave new world
revealed.<br>
154 Let&#39;s make lots of money!<br>
Savings accounts are boring and wise investments are slow. Use your computer to
unlock riches with our guide to online trading.<br>
162 Dominique Swain<br>
With five films due out this year, the sexy Lolita is poised for superstardom.<br>
170 The art cop<br>
The L.A.P.D.&#39;s Don Hrycyk on counterfitting, Mona Lisa&#39;s smile and Dogs Playing
Poker.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
29 Letters<br>
Burning trucks, mystery liquids and thieving museum staff&#8212;all issues of
great concern for this month&#39;s correspondents.<br>
36 Reporter<br>
Featuring the running of the sheep, beer goggles, guys named God, stupid Floridians
and the man who rides for Jesus.<br>
61 Reviews<br>
Music, movies, videos, DVDs and games, plus Ol&#39; Dirty Bastard, Anthony Michael Hall, ancient Atari games and Wyclef Jean.<br>
78 Confessions<br>
A reader discovers that his parents are amateur filmmakers&#8212;who have starred
in a homemade blue movie. And, some caring, professional nurses turn nasty on
an unfortunate patient.<br>
84 Bar room jokes<br>
Let the hilarity begin as FHM presents you with, the funniest jokes ever put on
paper.<br>
86 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
The world&#39;s horniest man seeks professional help to find out if he&#39;s normal.<br>
173 Fashion<br>
Just in time for fall, the best of everything from tweed to leather, including
a rundown on all your favorite designers.<br>
218 Machinery<br>
A roundup of personal digital assistants and hot new cameras.<br>
224 Hospital<br>
Cut your own hair, diagnose horrible tongue diseases and meet a bull rider who
refuses to die.<br>
230 The expert dads<br>
Sane adults dispense sober advice on building a pond in your yard and buying a
gun.<br>
232 True stories<br>
Other people&#39;s pain is always funny.