FHM # 6, November 2000

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
96 The lion tamer<br>
A circus veteran on Clarence the cross-eyed cat, getting bitten and a horny lion
named Bingo.<br>
98 Bathtime for psychos!<br>
The Navy SEALS are the world&#39;s toughest fighting force. See what it takes to make
the cut.<br>
107 Tame her friends!<br>
To make it into your girlfriend&#39;s bed, you&#39;ll also have to win over her evil,
unfriendly entourage.<br>
113 The man who stole 17 million dollars<br>
David Ghantt thought he had committed the perfect heist until his partners tried
to kill him.<br>
118 The seven wonders<br>
We bring you the finest women in all of music, and none of them are the hatchet-faced
Joplin.<br>
137 Absolute power!<br>
Twenty pages of wondrous tech gear, and the chance to win over $14,000 worth of
it.<br>
170 Jackie Chan<br>
The kung fu master on Yugoslavian nurses, Bruce Lee&#39;s nunchakus and being sold
at birth.<br>
172 Sex, drugs and baseball<br>
Leaving a trail of destruction wherever they played, the New York Mets tore through
the &#39;80s with the fury of a heavy-metal band.<br>
180 And the Oscar goes to ...<br>
Think you can do better than The Blair Witch Project? FHM explains how to make
your Hollywood dreams come true.<br>
186 Jessica Simpson<br>
Jessica Simpson takes a break from the battle for pop supremacy to headline FHM&#39;s
betterthan-Lilith women-in-music extravaganza.<br>
194 Will Ferrell<br>
SNL&#39;s resident maniac on hanging with his old pal Saddam Hussein, the evil Chevy
Chase and not hugging Britney Spears.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
27 Letters<br>
This month&#39;s collection of wasted ink prolongs the thorny &quot;twelfth president&quot;
debate, reveals why you should stay off of Philadelphia&#39;s subway and features
a man brave enough to call Jevon Kearse a spaz.<br>
32 Reporter<br>
The world&#39;s meanest celebrities, children who operate heavy machinery, an update
on the race to become the next messiah, men who marry their pets and, yes!, Laurie
Fortier.<br>
61 Reviews<br>
The latest efforts from Green Day, Everlast and Mystikal, among others. Plus,
movie reviews, game stuff and an Internet page that teaches you how to sell trash
online.<br>
86 Confessions<br>
A hitchhiker encounters a filthy old man on a nightmare journey through the Australian
outback, and a one-night stand reveals itself to be something far more sinister.<br>
90 Bar room jokes<br>
Are you ready for the laughter? We&#39;ve unleashed the ha-ha with the greatest jokes&#8212;ever!<br>
92 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
The man who thinks he&#39;s God&#39;s gift to women gets jiggy with an &quot;adult entertainer&quot;
to find out if he&#39;s ready for the big leagues.<br>
197 Fashion<br>
Including everything denim, the tailored look, awesome sweaters, the cheerful
Mos Def and grooming products for every occasion.<br>
226 Hospital<br>
Free assistance with your paint-stripper breath, deodorants with the power to
tame your body&#39;s exuberance, the right way to handle an office romance and a football
player who&#39;s died twice in the operating room.<br>
232 True stories<br>
Because it&#39;s better to laugh at than laugh with.