FHM # 7, December 2000

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
90 Billy Bob Thornton<br>
The Oscar-winning actor on Angelina Jolie&#39;s tattoos, his ZZ Top tribute band and
a mysterious animal threesome.<br>
92 Exterminator!<br>
Meet the tough individuals who wage war on the planet&#39;s most revolting critters.<br>
102 &#39;You bore me, woman!&#39;<br>
Is it time to trade in your old lady? Let FHM&#39;s quiz determine whether your relationship
has a future.<br>
107 Phased out!<br>
If you thought it was hard getting a job, take a look at how easy it is to lose
one. Then play our game and turn unemployment into cash.<br>
116 Leigh Steinberg<br>
Shrewd sports agent and real-life inspiration for Jerry Maguire on handling the
biggest names in sports. And the Dallas Cowboys.<br>
119 Hello boys!<br>
FHM&#39;s 20-page festival of lingerie, with Amy Webber the Bentley Twins, and Melania
Knauss.<br>
144 Listen to Grandpa!<br>
With old age comes drool, memory loss and the wisdom that only a lifetime of sex
can provide.<br>
151 Mister Happy<br>
After a near-fatal motorcycle crash and chronic drug addiction, Gary Busey found
the Lord<br>
157 Morons at war<br>
Powerful weapons in the hands of incompetent generals can mean only one thing&#8212;disaster!<br>
164 Shannen Doherty<br>
Charmed&#39;s sultry witch on stalking her former boyfriend, the perils of horseback
riding and her recipe for a delicious redneck sandwich.<br>
172 The rodeo clown<br>
Keith Isley wears pretty makeup while testing the patience of 3,000 pounds of
angry beef.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
25 Letters<br>
The reader who refuses to fondle his twin brother, an account of a vicious attack
on a defenseless mime and a very special note from a stripper who loves her boss.<br>
30 Reporter<br>
The long overdue beer helmet, vacant lunar lots for sale, curing cancer with venereal
disease and the chance to be buried in team colors.<br>
57 Reviews<br>
The latest from U2, Fatboy Slim and Marilyn Manson, movie previews, 20 of the
year&#39;s best video games and an Internet page to help ensure Santa arrives on time
this Christmas.<br>
82 Confessions<br>
A man&#39;s grief over his dying grandfather causes him to rob the old man blind.<br>
84 Bar room jokes<br>
Some of the most outstanding attempts at humor, lovingly gathered for your delight.<br>
86 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
The human love muscle reaches the summit when he spends an evening exploring the
joys that can be found only in a threesome.<br>
175 Fashion<br>
Includes watches for all occasions, virtual tailoring, clothing to stay up all
night in and snowboarding gear that will survive the worst spills.<br>
204 Hospital<br>
Potions to keep your scalp from shedding, fuel to add pounds and a man who survived
a helicopter crash on a Chilean mountaintop.<br>
210 Machinery<br>
Ultra-thin, space-saving stereos and speakers, high-tech razors and a monstrous
machine that moves 9-million-pound walls.<br>
216 True stories<br>
Laugh hard at those less fortunate than you.