FHM # 8, January/February 2001

<b>IN THIS MONTH&#39;S ISSUE...</b><br>
56 Matt LeBlanc<br>
Friends&#39; Joey on teasing the drama-club kids, snowboarding and dressing like a woman.<br>
58 Faces of death<br>
Think you had a tough day at the office? What if you had to kill for a living&#8212;like
these men?<br>
66 Dream on<br>
Are you a buff sex-machine who can bench his weight and rap like Eminem? Better
look inside to see all the other lies men tell themselves.<br>
74 Brande Roderick<br>
The Baywatch Hawaii star on wildlife at the Playboy mansion, Lessons from Pam
Anderson and the hazards of being a pretend lifeguard.<br>
78 The best of Vegas<br>
Like heaven itself, everyone ends up in Vegas eventually, so prepare for the inevitable
with our insider&#39;s guide to the world&#39;s greatest city. Including eating for free,
the clown museum and the mysterious game of craps explained.<br>
91 The Vegas girls<br>
Certain cities, such as Paris, Stockholm and Rio, are renowned for the outstanding
quality of the women there. Add Vegas to the list!<br>
98 Chris Webber<br>
The Sacramento Kings forward on fighting Mike Tyson, puking before games and being
the Hulk.<br>
100 Scary monsters<br>
FHM oils up for a &quot;private session&quot; inside the bulked-up world of female
bodybuilding, where you won&#39;t be able to take your eyes off the muscled lovelies
who hang out there.<br>
106 Game over!<br>
Not ready to be a father? Too bad. You knew it was going to happen one of these
days. Now it&#39;s time to live with the consequences.<br>
112 Alyssa Milano<br>
The Charmed star on her relaxed approach to gardening clothes, and who she thinks
really watches her Teen Steam workout tapes.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE...</b><br>
13 Letters<br>
Readers chime in with piercing observations about feline decapitation and Jessica
Simpson&#39;s innocence, and relentlessly nitpick us for everything we&#39;ve gotten wrong.<br>
18 Reporter<br>
What happens to airplane-crash booty, the secrets of your Lover&#39;s panties, the favorite fare of the godly and saucy pits of Sasha Alexander.<br>
35 Reviews<br>
Thoughts from The Offspring&#39;s Noodles and Insane Clown Posse&#39;s Violent J, a real-life
vampire, tips for finding a bride online and dissecting the erratic career of
Godzilla.<br>
50 Confessions<br>
A vacationer&#39;s attempt to save a helpless seal leaves him a wanted man.<br>
52 Bar room jokes<br>
The best knee-slappers around, lovingly collected and presented for your enjoyment.<br>
54 Grub Smith&#39;s laboratory of love<br>
Our armchair sexologist consults the good book to divine the highs and lows of
Scriptural sex.<br>
120 Fashion<br>
Including the hippest corduroy, nightclub fashion, stylish rain gear, Michael
Jordan&#39;s new apparel line and The Street&#39;s Adam Goldberg.<br>
142 Hospital<br>
Answers to your questions about angry moles, contortionist sex and how to train
for a marathon; plus, the story of a man caught in an avalanche who lived to eat
lodge food again.<br>
148 Machinery<br>
A selection of hearty ski goggles, the season&#39;s picks of topnotch snowboards and the chilling tales of the Snowcat driver.<br>
152 True stories<br>
You are pathetic. But rest assured, our collection of tales will leave you feeling like five bucks.