FHM # 10, April 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
Butterbean<br>
The 400-pound brawler on his first kiss, hatred of Larry Holmes and the evil Mr.
T.<br>
80 MODERN HORROR<br>
The Thunderdome<br>
Inside the Memphis jail where prisoners are forced to beat each other senseless
for the chance to wear ... a cardboard belt!<br>
86 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
Make her yours!<br>
If you&#39;ve ever wondered what the best way is to seduce a woman in uniform, then
look no further&#8212;we&#39;ve asked them!<br>
96 BERSERKER<br>
Tom Arnold<br>
From the slaughterhouse to Roseann&eacute; s house, Tom Arnold left a trail of
devastation wherever he went.<br>
100 FISHNET SPECIAL<br>
Nothing but net<br>
Scorchingly hot photos of ladies in this most fashionable hosiery.<br>
108 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO<br>
The road<br>
The 20 best road machines of all time, gadgets for the lazy driver, hobos, roadies
and FHM&#39;s dismal attempt at a rally.<br>
118 COVER GIRL<br>
Shannon Elizabeth<br>
The star of the forthcoming Tomcats answers 50 fiendishly difficult questions.<br>
126 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
The cannibal<br>
Explorer Tobias Schneebaum on collecting skulls and the delicate flavor of human
flesh.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
30 REPORTER<br>
Interspersed with the foxy lady folk are plastic nipples, a pocket lie detector
and a suspect individual who draws butts for money.<br>
113 REVIEWS<br>
This month&#39;s best film and music releases, along with a new way to pirate songs online and AC/DC&#39;s Angus Young yammering about rock.<br>
131 FASHION<br>
What to wear for your road trip to the desert, the best of the season&#39;s sneakers and a strange new watch.<br>
158 MACHINERY<br>
An impressive selection of bikes, boards and go-carts, alongside a stellar assortment of vacuum cleaners. Because the ladies love clean floors.<br>
162 GASOLINE<br>
The heavily armored individuals who deck out the president&#39;s limo give some pointers, plus Fabio tells how he kept 50 bikes in the kitchen.<br>
166 HOSPITAL<br>
A thorough examination of how to diagnose problems with your undercarriage, and
a poor sap tells about life as a human lightning rod.<br>
172 THE SEX<br>
FHM is proud to introduce its very own, advice-giving, woman-pleasuring lady.
And Grub.Smith gets to spend a day as a dog.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
24 Letters<br>
Attention-starved readers call out for female attention and debate the merits
of chicks building tats bigger than yours.<br>
28 The FHM files<br>
A rare glimpse at the inner workings of FHM, plus the answers to the great TV
hair test.<br>
76 Bar room jokes<br>
Characters, scenarios and punch lines&#8212;all you need to impress an audience.<br>
176 True stories<br>
Featuring the man who beat himself silty with a pipewrench.