FHM # 13, July/August 2001

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 74 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
Shaquille O&#39;Neal<br>
The "Big Sewer" on the NBA&#39;s biggest whiner and hanging out with Marilyn
Manson.<br>
76 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
The arrow of truth<br>
Our Sex-O-Meter never Lies. Find out once and for all if you&#39;re the stud you think
you are.<br>
82 BROOKE BURKE<br>
Rise and shine<br>
Brooke Burke, host of E!&#39;s Wild On, on giant reptiles, pants on sticks and the
correct kissing technique.<br>
86 BERSERKER<br>
Johnny Knoxville<br>
The beat-up Jackass star talks about stun guns, abusive female fans and what happens
to those who eat bags of flour.<br>
92 MODERN HORROR<br>
The devil&#39;s gold<br>
The Fisher family has spent the last 30 years searching the ocean bed for cursed
Spanish treasure.<br>
98 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
The croc hunter<br>
Fearless animal antagonist Steve Irwin on his numerous brushes with death and
how to put your foot in an angry crocodile&#39;s mouth.<br>
100 THE DEFINITIVE CUIDE TO ...<br>
Great vacations!<br>
Glaciers, dunes, spas and the river in Deliverance: FHM circles the globe to bring
you the very best in vacations.<br>
112 COVER CIRLS<br>
The girls of sci-fi<br>
From distant planets and lands that time forgot—the sexiest women on sci-fi
television.<br>
126 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
The safecracker<br>
Champion lock-buster Jeff Sitar on his Gulf War heroics and why Die Hard is a
bunch of crap.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
32 REPORTER<br>
The gorgeous Stacy Kamano, bikini-clad meter feeders and kids who do the darndest
things—such as smoke at age 3.<br>
55 REVIEWS<br>
Blink-182&#39;s Mark Hoppus on the size of his equipment, plus previews of enough
films to keep a horde of albinos safe from the summer sun.<br>
129 FASHION<br>
Stylish sunglassses, clothes for boxers (and wannabes), and style inspired by
the trendsetters of the impoverished third world.<br>
158 MACHINERY<br>
You like the latest computer equipment because it makes routine tasks easier and
more efficient. We like it because it looks shiny.<br>
162 GASOLINE<br>
Go under the hood, behind the driver&#39;s seat and into the keyholes of Ford&#39;s 2002
Thunderbird. Or just gaze at tantalizing sea vehicles.<br>
166 HOSPITAL<br>
All your physical and mental ailments analyzed with precision. Plus, what to do
when your teeth make you look like Sloth from The Goonies.<br>
174 THE SEX<br>
Some married couples grow old, get bored and fall asleep every night to Leno.
Others invite Grub to have three-way sex with them.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
26 Letters<br>
Verbose readers write in to offer praise, criticism and employee-placement services
for Ickey Woods.<br>
31 The FHM files<br>
Behind the scenes at FHM, where the heroes of rap frequently pop in and let you
wear their clock.<br>
72 Bar room Jokes<br>
A public service for those sorry few who are still getting their jokes from Bazooka
Joe.<br>
176 True stories<br>
Tales of misery, embarrassment and funny things to do to diabetics.