FHM # 14, September 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 90 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
Opie and Anthony<br>
Syndicated radio&#39;s hottest new idiots spout off.<br>
92 MODERN HORROR<br>
Prepared to die<br>
Learn why every word Secret Service agents whisper into their sleeves may be their
last.<br>
101 EXPOSED!<br>
Airline torture<br>
An FHM special report on the lousy food, stale air and lost baggage industry.<br>
108 TSIANINA JOELSON<br>
Tasty treat!<br>
One of the prime distractions for th dessert-fondlers in American Pie 2.<br>
114 BERSERKER<br>
Tommy Lee<br>
Yes, he talks about the video.<br>
120 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
100 mighty smug facts<br>
For aficionados of sex, here are 100 recently discovered facts to complete your
education.<br>
130 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
Tony Siragusa<br>
The Ravens&#39; tackle stops eating for a moment.<br>
132 REBECCA GRANT<br>
One of the guys<br>
Proof that you don&#39;t have to be a cauliflower-eared old pro to talk football properly.<br>
140 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO ...<br>
Football&#39;s fanatics<br>
NFL crowds ranked city by city, your fanaticism tested and rioting techniques
explained.<br>
154 COVER GIRL<br>
Anna Kournikova<br>
Exclusive pictures of the Russian star who turned thousands of men into avid tennis
viewers.<br>
162 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
The spy<br>
Spooky stuff from the CIA&#39;s master of disguise.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
34 REPORTER<br>
The lovely Elisa Donovan, the world&#39;s hardest-rocking midget band, and a guy who
dresses like Jesus so he can bathe with lonely women.<br>
63 REVIEWS<br>
Film? Music? Internet? Games? Yes. Ice Cube discussing the last time he was shot
at? Yup. Instructions on how to die like Elvis? Damn right.<br>
165 FASHION<br>
The top 10 items in 10 jaw-dropping categories, featuring everything from the
world&#39;s best designers to the latest in military wearables.<br>
206 MACHINERY<br>
Our techno-fiends test the speakers that will make blood seep from your ruptured
eardrums. Plus, bicycles for those of you who choose to exercise.<br>
210 GASOLINE<br>
Jay Leno explains his auto obsession. Plus, electric-powered vehicles to drag
your sorry ass around after SUVs drain our planet of oil.<br>
214 HOSPITAL<br>
Sven and Ginger show you how to burn calories the old-fashioned way, and our readers
come to grips with the problem of man-breasts.<br>
220 THE SEX<br>
FHM&#39;s resident lady-lover, Miss Savannah, explains how a man might persuade a
lesbian she&#39;s been batting for the wrong team.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG </b><br>
27 Letters<br>
Correspondence from deranged readers who check math, mock Chuck Zito and worked
with one of our editors nearly two decades agc<br>
32 The FHM files<br>
Jennifer Lopez deserves many things. We chose to give her a car.<br>
86 Bar room Jokes<br>
All the laugh lines needed to make you funnier than a UPN sitcom. As if that were
hard.<br>
224 True stories<br>
Laugh at the man who bought novelty sunglasses and ended up accidentally ogling
a new mother suckling her child.