FHM # 16, November 2001

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 80 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
Denis Leary<br>
The cynical funnyman manages to spit out a few words between cigarettes.<br>
82 MODERN HORROR<br>
Desert torture!<br>
Being captured by the Iraqis is bad. Seeing them pull out the pliers is even worse.<br>
88 ALICIA KEYS<br>
Body &amp; soul<br>
Proof that not all talented pianists look like that guy from Shine.<br>
94 BERSERKER<br>
Matthew Barnaby<br>
Meet the hockey player at the top opposing teams&#39; most-wanted lists.<br>
98 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
Seduce any woman!<br>
The lip stroke, the hair twirl, the foot bounce. Read the signs and seduce her!<br>
104 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
David Hasseihoff<br>
Music talk from the man who&#39;s a god in Germany.<br>
106 WILLA FORD<br>
Born to be wild<br>
The hot, blond pop star who isn&#39;t a virgin.<br>
112 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO...<br>
Rock!<br>
Tour-bus stories, groupie confessions and a ranking of history&#39;s hardest rockers.<br>
128 COVER CIRLS<br>
Eden&#39;s Crush<br>
The singers from Popstars show the bits that have never made it to TV.<br>
138 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
The roadie<br>
Rock stars have heavy stuff. This guy moves it.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
34 REPORTER<br>
Frank Sinatra&#39;s saucy goddaughter, a man who draws money, Swing Kong and Cajun
babes who will show you how to prepare a mean gumbo.<br>
59 REVIEWS<br>
All the music, games, Internet and film you&#39;d ever desire, plus a Windtalkers
Navajo language guide teaches you how to insult a noble race of people.<br>
143 FASHION<br>
How to look cool on a motorbike this fall, new grooming products that will make
you irresistible to women, and what to wear under your clothes.<br>
168 MACHINERY<br>
Various bugs model the latest amazing developments in mini-audio technology, and
impressive winter gadgets that will have you praying for snow.<br>
172 GASOLINE<br>
Jaguar unveils a car that you don&#39;t have to be a rich English jerk to own. And
the guy from Jamiroquai talks about crashing Lamborghinis.<br>
178 HOSPITAL<br>
Women who&#39;ve lost their sex drive, creaky joints, Sven and Ginger, and how big
a threat the public bathroom is to your health.<br>
182 THE SEX<br>
Miss Savannah advises men on the many ways to break up with a girlfriend when
it&#39;s time to trade her up for a better model.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG </b><br>
24 Letters<br>
Readers analyze Anna Kournikova&#39;s tennis 1 skills and inquire about their pet
spiders.<br>
80 Bar room Jokes<br>
Funniness guaranteed to make your life less miserable for one brief moment.<br>
184 True stories<br>
Read all about the stooge who thought he could control fire.