FHM # 18, January/February 2002

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 58 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER<br>
The burly Austrian speaks in more than just clich&eacute;d one-liners.<br>
60 BERSERKER<br>
DJ QUALLS<br>
You laughed at his massive head in Road Trip. Now laugh at the ludicrous boasting
coming out of his big mouth.<br>
64 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
SHAME ON YOU!<br>
FHM rounds up 50 women to make you slightly less lousy in bed.<br>
68 MODERN HORROR<br>
BLOODY STANDOFF!<br>
It started with a heartbroken madman seizing their house, and it ended four days
later in a hail of gunfire.<br>
74 AGENT PROVOCATEUR<br>
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!<br>
The world&#39;s sexiest lingerie designer offers women exercising&#8212;in panties!<br>
82 THE FHM ...<br>
A TO Z OF SEX<br>
From ancient sex techniques to the NBA star who gets zero lovin&#39;, FHM presents
12 pages of alphabetized naughtiness.<br>
94 COVER GIRL<br>
REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS<br>
The blond beauty cracks a joke about everything&#8212;except &#39;80s teen idols.<br>
102 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE DOMINATRIX<br>
A top whip-wielder explains why . some guys like being powerless.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
22 REPORTER<br>
Cars that play soccer, machines that create extreme havoc, plus guys who wrestle
with their toes. And the salacious Natalia Cigliuti.<br>
47 REVIEWS<br>
The latest reviews of music, film, games and Internet sites. Then OutKast&#39;s Andre
3000 talks about the last time he had sex with an alien.<br>
105 FASHION<br>
Cold-weather coats and winter casual-wear for the billions of us who weren&#39;t fortunate
enough to be born on a Bahamian island.<br>
124 MACHINERY<br>
After the standard post-holiday disappointment has faded, wrap those gifts up
and send them back. Then buy this stuff&#8212;which is far, far better.<br>
128 GASOLINE<br>
A breathtaking review of the year&#39;s new rolling people carriers, plus a detailed
look at the next auto chosen to be totaled while protecting James Bond.<br>
138 BIONIC<br>
FHM&#39;s new health section helps strengthen your grip, cure your cold, improve your
love life and make you far less flabby.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
16 LETTERS<br>
A month of ramblings, plus an autographed picture of John Tesh.<br>
56 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Proven punch lines guaranteed to make the bullies hit you less.<br>
144 TRUE STORIES<br>
Real-life anecdotes topped by the man who made a cow sled.