FHM # 19, March 2002

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 78 MODERN HORROR<br>
HACKED TO BITS<br>
Your meager spring break horror story will pale in comparison to the student who
had his brains eaten by Satanists.<br>
86 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
MASTER HER HOT SPOTS!<br>
Learn to please every inch of your overbearing girlfriend.<br>
92 BERSERKER<br>
DAVID ALLAN COE<br>
Kid Rock&#39;s favorite redneck relives the polygamy, the murder raps and the time
spent living in a cave.<br>
98 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
BOB SAGET<br>
The wacky jokester behind Full House is finally forced to apologize!<br>
100 CERINA VINCENT<br>
CLOTHING OPTIONAL<br>
At last, the naked foreign exchange student from Not Another Teen Movie!<br>
106 THE FHM GUIDE TO...<br>
SPRING BREAK<br>
The best locations for drunken spring-time ignorance, plus an embarrassing tattoo
guide and Daytona Beach bingo!<br>
118 COVER GIRL<br>
JENNIFER LOPEZ<br>
The smoldering beauty twice crowned Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM readers
shows how much she cares.<br>
128 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
SHAUN PALMER<br>
Not just an extreme athlete&#8212;an extreme athlete with his own video game.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
38 REPORTER<br>
Midget wrestlers, dirty books and the guy who changes the light on top of the
Empire State Building.<br>
61 REVIEWS<br>
Music, films, video games and Internet. Plus, tips from the king of kaboom, movie
producer Jerry Bruckheimer.<br>
131 FASHION<br>
It&#39;s nearly spring, which means it&#39;s time to buy new sunglasses, sandals, shirts
and, yes, grooming paraphernalia.<br>
156 MACHINERY<br>
The season&#39;s hottest snowboards showcased and exploited as if they&#39;re nothing
but pieces of meat.<br>
166 GASOLINE<br>
Fine new seafaring vessels for people with a water fetish. Then Ron Jeremy talks
about his classy Saturn.<br>
170 BIONIC<br>
Sex tips to keep you pumping like an Amoco attendent, plus a sneaker guide for
the times when you&#39;re not in bed.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
28 LETTERS<br>
Readers spout the usual nonsense-and a man shows himself with a salami around
his neck.<br>
76 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
The country&#39;s finest jokes, guaranteed to break the spleen-gnawing tedium you
call &quot;life.&quot;<br>
176 TRUE STORIES<br>
Amazing, unbelievable, totall:.not-made-up stories, topped the tale of Missouri&#39;s
biggest ass.