FHM # 23, July 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
JACK OSBOURNE<br>
Thankfully, his speech isn&#39;t nearly as indecipherable as his dad&#39;s.<br>
72 MODERN HORROR<br>
BOMB SCARE!<br>
Palestinians mistake a New York subway for a crowded Israeli marketplace.<br>
78 KARI WUHRER<br>
SPIDER WOMAN<br>
You loved her on MTV&#39;s Remote Control. Get ready to love her again.<br>
84 BERSERKER<br>
MR. GIRLS GONE WILD!<br>
Meet the man who brought shame to the parents of countless sorority girls.<br>
90 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
THREE&#39;S COMPANY<br>
M&eacute;nage tip No. 1: Of the three people involved, you should be the only
dude.<br>
96 BONNIE.JILL LAFLIN<br>
POOL PARTY!<br>
You&#39;ll be shocked at how hard it is to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.<br>
102 THE FHM GUIDE TO...<br>
WINNING<br>
Learn to win everything from bar bets to Monopoly. Your friends&#39; shame ensues.<br>
110 COVER GIRL<br>
CATHERINE BELL<br>
Behold the JAG beauty who has Marines lining up to be court-martialed.<br>
118 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE POKER CHAMPION<br>
Phil Hellmuth Jr. wins more from one hand than you make in a year.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
24 REPORTER<br>
Country music star Chely Wright proves her pedigree. Plus, coleslaw wrestling,
a human lab rat, airborne ballerinas and two servings of hot cakes.<br>
47 REVIEWS<br>
FHM&#39;s summer entertainment guide introduces you to the films, music and games that will help you squander the season&#39;s extra daylight hours.<br>
121 FASHION<br>
New clothes to fill with your grimy sweat, a camouflage soccer ball you won&#39;t see coming and T-shirts that talk dirty to everyone you encounter.<br>
142 MACHINERY<br>
Ogle the latest multipurpose devices as they display e-mail, make wireless calls
and play music. Plus, they don&#39;t look so techy as to repulse women.<br>
146 GASOLINE<br>
Funkmaster Flex talks up his muscle cars while Cadillac finally creates a ride
that doesn&#39;t Look as if it were designed during the Eisenhower administration.<br>
150 BIONIC<br>
Weight-loss tips that will take you from Samoan bouncer to Ethiopian jockey, as
well as the latest in sex science and haircuts for the cranially challenged.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
18 LETTERS<br>
Barely literate readers babble about the taste of their curdled man-milk and the
worries of a mummified cat attack. Plus, proof that our 2001 Student of the Year
has finally graduated!<br>
68 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Funnies so powerful they&#39;ll make listeners spontaneously implode.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
Tales of embarrassment and misery capped by the robber who stabbed himself in
the sac.