FHM # 25, September 2002

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
TERRY BRADSHAW<br>
Once he was the NFL&#39;s greatest quarterback. Now he&#39;s not.<br>
80 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
REALITY CHECK!<br>
Three guys discover their sexual inad- equacies—via a national magazine.<br>
86 BERSERKER<br>
DAVID LEE ROTH<br>
Meet the man who&#39;s spent the summer driving Sammy Hagar bananas.<br>
92 ANGIE EVERHART<br>
ACTION PACKED!<br>
Taking a respite from her breakneck Life, the model/actress poses for FHM.<br>
100 MODERN HORROR<br>
DINNER TIME<br>
Beer and beef go great with the outdoors. Until a bear mauls you for them.<br>
108 MEHCAN HEANEY-CRIER<br>
DIVER DOWN!<br>
The American freedive record holder redefines the word breathtaking.<br>
116 THE FHM GUIDE TO .. .<br>
FOOTBALL&#39;S HEROES!<br>
A salute to the greedy, the overrated, the arrogant and the irritating.<br>
130 COVER GIRL<br>
ANNA KOURNIKOVA<br>
You voted her Sexiest Woman in the World. Wise choice.<br>
138 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE BULLFIGHTER<br>
You know those massive and majestic horned animals? This guy kills them.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
32 REPORTER<br>
Behold the finest sideline reporter in football, Jill Arrington. Plus, balloons
that make you jump sky-high, instructions for cooking puppies and a chart for
gauging your scrotal wattage.<br>
57 REVIEWS<br>
A comparison of football&#39;s greatest video games, a redneck in suburbia and wisdom
from the only Italian American you&#39;ll survive addressing as "Big Pussy."<br>
141 FASHION<br>
As the mercury prepares for its yearly dive, FHM&#39;s fashion spectacular has you
covered from head to toe with the clothing and accessories of the world&#39;s top
designers.<br>
172 MACHINERY<br>
A "portable" music player could refer to a huge, shoulder-mounted boom
box with speakers the size of pizzas. Those are great—if you want scoliosis.
Try these tiny tune repositories instead.<br>
178 GASOLINE<br>
FHM presents an assortment of ATVs for your off-roading pleasure. Plus, Honda&#39;s
breakthrough SUV that essentially looks like a box on wheels ...<br>
a rugged, highly outfitted box.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
One reader shaves a spider into his beard while another observes a man made out
of paper and his date. Plus, photography tips from a cameraman for Girls Gone
Wild!<br>
76 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Like rubbing against a sweaty midget, these funnies will leave you with an embarrassing
warm wetness on your pants.<br>
184 TRUE STORIES<br>
Readers&#39; memories of ridicule and humiliation, topped this month by a dude who
apologized to the junkie who robbed him.