FHM # 28, December 2002

<b>FEATURES </b><br> 88 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE<br>
Britney&#39;s ex schools Stevie Wonder and apologizes for his bad-hair days.<br>
90 BASHED!<br>
BALL-CARD BEATDOWN!<br>
A sports-memorabilia collector crosses the wrong man and gets the business end
of a Louisville Slugger.<br>
96 BRANDE RODERICK<br>
PERFECT FIT<br>
The E! Wild On bombshell lets FHM rifle through her drawers.<br>
104 MR. LUCKY!<br>
ARTIE LANGE<br>
Howard Stern&#39;s sidekick remembers the good times: gambling sprees, binge drinking
and cop brawls.<br>
108 THE TOP 20...<br>
LINGERIE MOMENTS<br>
From Cameron Diaz&#39;s Underoos dance to a Britney Spears striptease, behold underwear&#39;s
greatest hits.<br>
118 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
PRIVATE VIEWING<br>
A look beneath the cursed raiments with which women conceal their undies.<br>
122 THE FHM GUIDE TO...<br>
TECHNOLOGY<br>
Man never assembled a greater bunch of durables capable of harnessing the tiny
electron dance we call electricity.<br>
158 COVER GIRL<br>
ALI LANDRY<br>
The Spy TV star lets FHM readers turn the tables and do their own spying.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
42 REPORTER<br>
First, stare in awe as the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders join FHM&#39;s Lingerie
frenzy. Then learn about toys that kill, cars that skydive and the man who caulks
Mount Rushmore.<br>
67 REVIEWS<br>
Wisdom on groupie-wrangling and tire-slashing from Sum 41&#39;s drummer, Stevo. Plus,
a look at the career trajectory of Bond girls and a guide to Star Trek&#39;s ill-conceived
merchandising.<br>
171 FASHION<br>
Pimp out your wrist with the planet&#39;s finest watches, and learn why black is the
perfect clothing color whether you&#39;re a ninja, the Grim Reaper or a fashionable
young man.<br>
192 GASOLINE<br>
DMX admits to the embarrassingly intimate relationship he has with his fine automobiles,
and FHM grabs a fire suit and straddles the pulsating driver&#39;s seat of a monster
truck.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
32 LETTERS<br>
Ramblings from readers, and Fr&#39;&#39; outs yet another crash victim frcan in-box video.<br>
86 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
When one page creates this much euphoria, it should be sold in little plastic
bags on street corners.<br>
200 TRUE STORIES<br>
And $200 goes to the man whose skanky sister fell through his ceiling!