FHM # 29, January/February 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 60 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
MARTIN SCORSESE<br>
Rumor has it he&#39;s directed some movies.<br>
62 SEX SURVEY<br>
WOMEN OF THE WORLD BARE ALL<br>
We collected 59,000 surveys worldwide to bring you global nookie truths.<br>
68 FEMME FATALE<br>
THE LADY KILLER<br>
The Grim Reaper puts on a skirt.<br>
74 JOLENE BLALOCK<br>
10 THINGS ...<br>
... about TV&#39;s sexiest Vulcan.<br>
80 MORTALITY<br>
DEATH WATCH!<br>
Calculate your expiration date.<br>
82 BRAWLER<br>
TAWNY KITAEN<br>
Meet the top candidate for a future installment of Celebrity Boxing.<br>
88 KRISTA ALLEN<br>
PICTURE PERFECT<br>
Confessions from a Confessions star.<br>
96 HONORS<br>
FHM SEX AWARDS 2002<br>
The year&#39;s sex highlights get props from our guru of rumpty, Isaac.<br>
106 COVER CIRL<br>
BROOKE BURKE<br>
Follow the Rank star to Belize, where traditional clothing is prohibited.<br>
114 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER<br>
His name is his job description.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
26 REPORTER<br>
Meet women&#39;s boxing&#39;s finest knockout, Tess Pollinger. Plus, Super Bowl myths,
an inflatable church, men who fight in rubber suits, and health nuts who drive
drill bits into their craniums.<br>
45 REVIEWS<br>
The year&#39;s batch of Oscar bait gets tossed at the big screen, Swizz Beatz drops
his new album, video games hit handheld computers and John C. Reilly recalls being
pelted by frogs.<br>
117 FASHION<br>
Forget it&#39;s the dead of winter by planning your spring wardrobe with this collection
of casual wear. Just don&#39;t wear any of the shorts yet. Chicks don&#39;t dig goose
bumps.<br>
134 MACHINERY<br>
FHM dissects the latest snow gear, from boards to skis to gloves to goggles to
helmets to backpacks&#8212;which will be helpful once you realize you need to
carry all that crap up the hill.<br>
138 GASOLINE<br>
Bentley unveils its new model for men looking to take out a 30-year loan on their
car. Plus, wheeled monsters you control by remote and a peek inside wrestler Bill
Goldberg&#39;s garage.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
18 LETTERS<br>
Readers photograph their hairy beer guts, partake in ass graffiti and convince
us to call former NBC newsman Irving R. Levine to chat about his namesake, Ving
Rhames.<br>
58 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Enjoy this month&#39;s collection of setups and punch Lines so funny you&#39;ll squeal
like a broken baby.<br>
144 TRUE STORIES<br>
Tales of reader embarrassment, capped by the Chicago cab driver with the jaw of
glass.