FHM # 35, August 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 72 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
COLIN FARRELL<br>
He says he&#39;s no longer a fraud. r You be the judge.<br>
74 EXPERIMENT<br>
THE FANTASTIC 4<br>
Test-drive women of different ages with FHM&#39;s cootchie sampler platter.<br>
78 MONICA KEENA<br>
THE SCREAMER!<br>
In Freddy Vs. Jason, it&#39;s Monica who will give you goose bumps.<br>
86 FULL ACCESS<br>
CAGED!<br>
They&#39;re young. They&#39;re killers. They still have to take algebra.<br>
94 BLONDE GIRLS<br>
BLONDE AMBITION<br>
Q: What do you call a blonde and a brunette in bikinis? A: Awesome.<br>
102 HOTS POTS<br>
THE BEST BEACHES IN THE USA<br>
Hotspots like these are worth risking the sand fleas and skin cancer.<br>
112 REVELATIONS<br>
GIRLS ON THE COUCH<br>
Naughty talk from the nearly naked.<br>
114 COVER GIRL<br>
CARMEN ELECTRA<br>
This bikini legend has filled out more suits than Johnnie Cochran.<br>
122 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE EXORCIST<br>
Meet the minister who has given Satan an ass whuppin&#39;.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
20 LETTERS<br>
A reader pops the question, and FHM digs up pictures sent in two years ago by
the girl who won Survivor.<br>
28 REPORTER<br>
Latin TV&#39;s most-blessed starlet, a saddle for your man-steed and tips on becoming
a champion hobo.<br>
53 REVIEWS<br>
FHM gets hammered with Alien Ant Farm and David Lee Roth&#39;s tour manager explains
the spandex.<br>
125 FASHION<br>
Sportswear galore and enough swimsuits to ensure you never contemplate wearing
a Speedo.<br>
144 MACHINERY<br>
When you need to test the latest gadgets, there&#39;s only one group to turn to: nerds
in lab coats.<br>
148 GASOLINE<br>
Ford gives a truck some tank treads. We&#39;d call the thing a Trunk, but that name&#39;s
already taken.<br>
155 BIONIC<br>
Whether you want to crush capitalism or just get ripped, try this workout from
the Soviet special forces.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
70 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
A collection of punch lines that are as hysterical as fake vomit, but without
the disturbing chunks of plastic faux-carrot.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
Take pleasure in other men&#39;s embarrassment, especially that of the college-baseball
moron who learns not to sign ball caps.