FHM # 38, November 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 76 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
STEVEN TYLER<br>
He probably slept with your mom.<br>
78 LITTLE MERMAID<br>
BOBBY JO MOORE<br>
All of The Chris Isaak Show&#39;s lovely mermaid. None of Chris Isaak.<br>
84 REMINDERS<br>
UNFORGETTABLE SEX!<br>
Ten moves to make her late-night, masturbational film reel.<br>
92 QUIZ<br>
DO YOU ROCK LIKE MOTLEY CROE?<br>
Test your limits of indulgence.<br>
94 GUILT<br>
THE MIND OF A KILLER/<br>
Perhaps the only thing worse than death is taking a life.<br>
100 WOMEN OF FISHING<br>
BAIT &amp; LURE<br>
ESPN&#39;s Totally Hooked girls get wet.<br>
107 SAVIOR<br>
THE BIG STUD<br>
Meet the dog with the $4,000 semen.<br>
112 LUNACY<br>
THE 50 MOST ABSURD MOMENTS IN ROCK<br>
How rock stars retard our evolution.<br>
122 COVER GIRL<br>
HALLE BERRY<br>
The Sexiest Woman in the World.<br>
130 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
KEVIN BACON<br>
Hollywood&#39;s pants-down king disses The Air Up There!<br>
133 ACCLAIM<br>
GROOMING AWARDS<br>
Bathroom champions saluted.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
A midget toots a horn, troops get props, a man receives beer charity and the ever-popular
boss&#39;s desk.<br>
32 REPORTER<br>
Dana Glover&#39;s lungs, Olie the Goalie&#39;s head, Moses&#39; diet, Bruce Lee&#39;s punch and
Britney&#39;s dreams.<br>
61 REVIEWS<br>
Daryl Hannah on eye patches, Jon Favreau on Will Ferrell&#39;s ass and James Bond&#39;s
Jaws on arrrrgh.<br>
139 FASHION<br>
Putting the latest in scientific techno fabrics to the test, plus picking scents
to suit your flavor.<br>
156 MACHINERY<br>
With recording gear this good, even a fabricated boy band could storm the charts.<br>
160 GASOLINE<br>
Walking be damned! Pick your ride for 2004 from the planet&#39;s hottest new metal
steeds.<br>
170 BIONIC<br>
BMXer Dave Mirra shares the fitness secrets that ensure he&#39;ll never need to get
a real job.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
7B4 AR ROOM JOKES<br>
Impress the toothless barflies at your juke joint- with FHM&#39;s prime selection
of certified knee-slappers.<br>
176 TRUE STORIES<br>
It&#39;s funny, because it&#39;s true!