FHM # 39, December 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 88 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
GREG KINNEAR<br>
He played a Siamese twin, so now he&#39;s awesome at three-legged races.<br>
90 LINGERIE<br>
SHOW &amp; TELL<br>
Women peel layers as if they were onions. Really sexy onions, that is.<br>
98 DEMOLITION<br>
THE WORLD&#39;S BIGGEST BOOMS!<br>
Artfully placed dynamite turns man&#39;s mightiest erections to rubble.<br>
100 MORNING GLORY<br>
JILLIAN BARBERIE<br>
Fox&#39;s fox is the best thing to wake up to. Besides bacon.<br>
106 BANDIT<br>
THE GREAT ESCAPIST<br>
Forrest Tucker penetrated cell walls as though his name were Osmosis.<br>
114 BURLESQUE<br>
GIRLS OF FORTY DEUCE<br>
What got gramps hot? Hussies doing fan dances. Turns out he was right.<br>
120 LOOT<br>
TECHNOLOGY SPECIAL<br>
These gadgets embarrass the past.<br>
146 BREAKOUTS<br>
THE BEST OF 2003<br>
A list so excellent that Ken Huckaby smashing Derek Jeter didn&#39;t cut it.<br>
154 COVER GIRL<br>
KRISTANNA LOKEN<br>
Terminator 3 introduced America to the most breathtaking body of the year. And
it wasn&#39;t Ahnuld&#39;s.<br>
162 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE FORENSIC INVESTIGATOR<br>
If you plan on murdering someone, take out this guy first.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
30 LETTERS<br>
It&#39;s a contest explosion! Rings for lovers, cash for spoon-lickers and glory for
the multinippled.<br>
36 REPORTER<br>
The Eagles cheerleaders, fighting Santas, a manmade bald guy, dogs that do yoga
and Ice-T in a tub.<br>
65 REVIEWS<br>
Chatting with Space Ghost, bowling with Ludacris, shopping with Alice Cooper and
scaring kids with flicks.<br>
165 FASHION<br>
Retro football jerseys, elegant timepieces and clothes for when you want to play
rock star.<br>
185 BIONIC<br>
Titans running back Eddie George is bald and he does yoga. Is he the Dalai Lama
in disguise?<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
84 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
What do you give a man who has everything? A joke. That leaves you plenty of money
to go buy expensive presents for yourself.<br>
192 TRUE STORIES<br>
Tales of utter humiliation, including one about an old lady who finds a new way
to get K-Y jelly on her tonsils.