FHM # 41, February 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
58 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
ROBERT PLANT<br>
Hail the man who brought goblins, warlocks and Stonehenge to rock.<br>
60 BONDING<br>
SLUMBER PARTY!<br>
The boys of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn treat FHM&#39;s pad like a diaper.<br>
64 SWEET SALVATION<br>
JENNA JAMESON<br>
Our swollen mail sack finds relief.<br>
70 MASTER CLASS<br>
DIRECTED BY ISAAC!<br>
More proof that he&#39;s a juggernaut of sexual know-how.<br>
74 JACKED UP<br>
JENNIE BERNTSON<br>
Plumber&#39;s crack held little appeal until we saw the star of In a Fix.<br>
78 FLASHBACK<br>
COMEDIAN REDEMPTION<br>
Being a member of the has-been club does have its privileges.<br>
80 FAKE WAR<br>
REBELS WITHOUT APPLAUSE<br>
These poor saps honor Civil War heroes by playing dress-up.<br>
86 MENTORINC<br>
THE COMEDIANS&#39; GUIDE TO LIFE<br>
Who better to dish out important life advice than a bunch of comic misanthropes?<br>
92 COVER GIRLS<br>
THE X GIRLS<br>
Hot and extreme no longer refer to just chicken wings.<br>
102 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE ASTRONAUT<br>
Sure, China sent a man to space&#8212; but this guy watched porn on Mir.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
14 LETTERS<br>
Vida is celebrated in flesh, reader nipples defy God, Old School&#39;s wedding singer spouts obscenities and hot pumpkin-carving action!<br>
18 REPORTER<br>
The sizzling Amerie Rogers, lessons with the littlest Nerd, a supersized swine,
bullet-riddled sports gear and employees raid The Boss&#39;s Desk.<br>
41 REVIEWS<br>
The latest music, movies and games, plus Cedric cuts us up&#8212;literallyKylie
Minogue gets saucy and Fred Savage lives!<br>
107 FASHION<br>
Even when you&#39;re not on the slopes, that&#39;s no reason to drop the edgy look. Plus, a load of styling sneaks for every occasion.<br>
126 GASOLINE<br>
The ultimate two-wheeled rocket, plowing Mother Nature, Ice Cube&#39;s insights and special time with Edmonton&#39;s Jason Chimera.<br>
132 BIONIC<br>
Get snowboarding tips from pubescent X Games champ Shaun White, and Apolo Ohno
drops the science on steely thighs and taut buttocks.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
56 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Readers take a breather this month as comedy pros take the stage and unleash their arsenal of devastating zingers.<br>
136 TRUE STORIES<br>
We thought our readers were twisted&#8212;then we read these sickening tales harvested from the depths of coriedians&#39; polluted minds.