FHM # 43, April 2004

<b>FEATURES </b><br>
78 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE<br>
And you thought Wee Man was the Jackass who would become a star.<br>
80 F.A.T.<br>
THE ULTIMATE SEX TEST<br>
Analyze your love life through the sexy power of standardized testing.<br>
86 RIDES<br>
PLANET SPEED<br>
Celebrating the best cars on earth and other go-fast machinery.<br>
96 BURNING MEN<br>
BALLS OF FIRE<br>
Men make like candles. On wheels.<br>
98 RACHEL REYNOLDS<br>
COME ON DOWN!<br>
Infuriatingly, the unemployed get to watch this Price Is Right babe daily.<br>
109 ST. JOE&#39;S BASKETBALL<br>
HOOP DREAMS<br>
Meet this year&#39;s Cinderella story.<br>
114 MAYLEEN RAMEY<br>
LIVE AND IN COLOR<br>
The VJ for MTV&#39;s college station is hotter than any sorority girl.<br>
122 THE A TO Z OF...<br>
MARCH MADNESS<br>
It&#39;s 26 ways to enjoy the Big Dance.<br>
136 ELIMINATION<br>
THE SOPRANOS&#39; GREATEST HITS<br>
The killer top 10, with a bullet.<br>
138 COVER GIRL<br>
JAMIE-LYNN DISCALA<br>
From Mob daughter to top whoreJamie-Lynn has come a long way.<br>
146 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
KEVIN HARVICK<br>
He gets paid a fortune for driving fast and turning left.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
28 LETTERS<br>
Win a $10,000 Triumph Daytona bike, meet the man who ate 35 tacos, laugh with
Jackie the Jokeman and enjoy a lady who&#39;s certified sexy.<br>
34 REPORTER<br>
Opera lovely Shawna Stone shows off her lungs. Plus, a man makes sandwiches with
his feet, rats attack and Rosie O&#39;Donnell paints.<br>
57 REVIEWS<br>
Hellboy challenges us to a game of pool, Roy Jones Jr. extols the fun of fighting
cocks and Cypress Hill raise nine shots of tequila to themselves.<br>
157 FASHION<br>
Cowboys go pastel, T-shirts get logos and fashion feels the need for speed. Plus,
your chance to win Mike Metzger&#39;s big, shiny helmet.<br>
174 MACHINERY<br>
All you need for the ultimate home garage. Plus, food-delivery guys dish out lukewarm
cuisine via the latest personal motorized rides.<br>
180 BIONIC<br>
Our Popeye didn&#39;t eat a forest of spinach: He guzzled steroids and did curls until he shat his pants. We don&#39;t condone his methods, but.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
72 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Almost as funny as that America&#39;s Funniest Home Videos clip where the guy blows a kiss to his wife before being decapitated by their kid&#39;s swing set.<br>
184 TRUE STORIES<br>
A cock gets ice-welded to metal, drunkards harass the elderly, a groom turns into a hobo and yoga helps unsheathe a nut sac. Fun!