FHM # 44, May 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
CRAIG KILBORN<br>
He once threw a basketball at a disabled person. &quot;Accidentally.&quot;<br>
72 SIGNS<br>
THE STARS OF SEX<br>
If a woman believes in horoscopes, she&#39;ll believe anything you say.<br>
78 JACKASSES<br>
WILDBOYZ IN AFRICA<br>
Steve-O meets rhino taint and more!<br>
86 MAD SCIENCE<br>
HIGH-SPEED SLOWDOWN!<br>
Quick penetrations captured on film.<br>
88 WORKING IT<br>
THE APPRENTICES<br>
Stop daydreaming: Your co-workers look nothing like this in lingerie.<br>
98 PLAYERS<br>
GUNS AND POPCORN<br>
These guys went from gangbanging to Hollywood. Just like Traci Lords.<br>
104 POPPY MONTGOMERY<br>
SPECIAL AGENT<br>
The Without a Trace star steams.<br>
110 HEAD-TO-HEAD<br>
ALL-STAR SHOWDOWN<br>
Florida Marlin Dontrelle Willis puts FHM&#39;s athletic bravado in its place.<br>
112 EXTREME<br>
CRASH LANDING<br>
Brian Deegan&#39;s failed bike stunt earned him agony and $250.<br>
116 COVER GIRL<br>
PAMELA ANDERSON<br>
It&#39;s good to be the goddess.<br>
124 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE PAPARAZZO<br>
People get paid to annoy Ashton?<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
20 LETTERS<br>
A stripper explains how to pick up her colleagues, Vida appears in tattoo form
and a reader pleads for booze.<br>
26 REPORTER<br>
Pro pool&#39;s sexy Jennifer Barretta clears the table. Plus, cross-stitch gets rude
and a whale goes boom.<br>
53 REVIEWS<br>
Shakira wiggles, Everlast parties, Hugh Jackman slays, Jason Giambi - slugs and
Kevin Pollak cracks wise.<br>
127 FASHION<br>
Designer beachwear options for elegant sunning, watches for the sporty and cologne
for cowboys.<br>
146 GASOLINE<br>
Chrysler&#39;s throbbing ME Four-Twelve beats your sleazy uncle&#39;s Sebring. Then Michael
Madsen road rages.<br>
152 MACHINERY<br>
The hottest in scoping aids&#8212;handpicked by God Himself. Plus, MP3 players
for rocking the devil&#39;s music.<br>
156 BIONIC<br>
Cy Young winning Dodger Eric Gagne hurls fireballs. Lazy men roll bowling balls.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
68 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Carrot Top should tear this page out, put it in a glass box and carry an emergency
hammer. Always.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
This month&#39;s tales focus on the foot&#8212;and how they end up in crotches, mouths
and toilets.