FHM # 45, June 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
66 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
KEITH OLBERMANN<br>
Is it his fault that SportsCenter anchors feel the need to make up annoying catchphrases?
(Hint: Yup.)<br>
68 COMBAT<br>
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!<br>
Because the only battles guys ever seem to win involve Real World and Road Rules
alumni.<br>
74 CARD SHARK<br>
SHANA HIATT<br>
Ms. World Poker Tour proves that the best part of blowing your savings isn&#39;t the
complimentary, watered-down Scotch.<br>
82 ENTERTAINMENT SPECIAL<br>
COMING SOON!<br>
&#39;Tis the season for blockbuster films, fire-breathing transformers and tremendous
facial hair.<br>
94 THIS YEAR&#39;S MODEL<br>
LANDI SWANEPOEL<br>
The folks at Guess aren&#39;t the only ones who want Landi in their pants.<br>
102 FOOS!<br>
ALL-PRO FOOSBALL<br>
Evidently, there&#39;s more to table soccer than jabbing the pole into your opponent&#39;s
crotch.<br>
108 COVER CIRL<br>
BROOKE BURKE<br>
All eyes will be on the sexy globetrotter this summer as she makes her feature-film
debut in Dodgeball.<br>
116 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
CHUCK YEAGER<br>
Breaking the sound barrier excuses the 80-year-old pilot&#39;s present-day curmudgeonry.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
16 LETTERS<br>
The hottest teacher, the hairiest feet and the coolest toilet we&#39;ve ever seen.
Plus, more superfluous nipples.<br>
24 REPORTER<br>
Meet a woman who could kick your ass and a woman who could out-eat you. Then play
guess the butt.<br>
51 REVIEWS<br>
Slipknot gets a makeover, Saddam surrenders and Velvet Revolver runs A for the
border&#8212;sans butt-drugs.<br>
119 FASHION<br>
Athletes get their kicks and average guys get sporty. Plus, windbreakers to break
wind in.<br>
142 GASOLINE<br>
Watercrafts for finding buried treasure and splashing locals. Plus, Dupri teases
the IRS.<br>
148 MACHINERY<br>
Enjoy summer as if you&#39;re on house arrest, with the best home-theater and patio
goods ever.<br>
152 BIONIC<br>
Olympic decathlete Tom Pappas on how to win at damn-near everything, and fatties
on how to lose lard.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
64 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Remember these for when Uncle Charley starts unleashing those uncomfortable swinger
stories from his youth.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
As long as men videotape humping animals, fornicate around their parents and inappropriately
touch strippers, we&#39;ll have a page to share the pain.