FHM # 46, July 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 74 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
WILLEM DAFOE<br>
He would have stomped Tobey if the Goblin outfit wasn&#39;t so cumbersome.<br>
76 RECOGNITION<br>
SEX SCOUT<br>
Earn rewards for boinking.<br>
80 TOURISM<br>
TRAVEL WARNING!<br>
Places so dangerous and despicable Detroit didn&#39;t make the cut.<br>
82 CHRISTINA MILIAN<br>
BOOTY QUEEN<br>
Pop&#39;s other royal heinie shakes it.<br>
88 IRON<br>
MISTER MUSCLE<br>
Jay Cutler is only the world&#39;s second best strongman. Congrats, Chyna!<br>
96 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
MARK BURNETT<br>
Earned millions for The Donald and 15 minutes for naked Survivor guy.<br>
98 BERCLIND ICEY<br>
THE ICE WOMAN COMETH<br>
Meet TV&#39;s sexiest bailiff since Bull.<br>
106 SLUGGERS<br>
STRUCK DOWN<br>
The murderous descent of a family.<br>
112 TWISTER<br>
TORNADO ALERT!<br>
When Mother Nature breaks wind, she leaves a mark.<br>
114 COVER GIRL<br>
ANNA NICOLE SMITH<br>
A 60-pill bottle of TrimSpa can be yours for only $39.95.<br>
122 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
SHIPWRECK HUNTER<br>
When he goes down, he comes back up golden.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
14 LETTERS<br>
A reader ruins her pants, a Wildboy gets slap-happy and a trio of hotties earn
FHM&#39;s stamp of approval.<br>
20 REPORTER<br>
Surf &#39;n&#39; turf spectacular&#8212;with the largest wave and cow we&#39;ve ever seen.
Plus, stained undies.<br>
51 REVIEWS<br>
School&#39;s out, but you can still learn the fundamentals of rock, mind tricks and
how to dodge balls.<br>
125 FASHION<br>
Get spiffy with tailored threads and comfy with polo shirts. Plus, check the time
like a rock star.<br>
142 MACHINERY<br>
Laptops to keep your fingers busy and a computer-powered vibrator to keep the
missus busy.<br>
148 GASOLINE<br>
Motorcycles to put hair on your sac. Plus, an Indy champ teaches us how to drive
like a maniacal Indy champ.<br>
154 BIONIC<br>
Walker, Texas Ranger has nothing on the brave souls who enter the Army&#39;s Ranger
School.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
72 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Without jokes, beer, a jukebox, a pool table or a Buck Hunter machine, the bar
room would simply be incomplete. Especially without those jokes.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
You have to feel for the poor chap whose friends hogtie and hang him in a tree.
Or you can laugh at him like the rest of us.