FHM # 47, August 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
76 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
METHOD MAN AND REDMAN<br>
Rap&#39;s leading botanists get a garden in the &#39;burbs.<br>
78 REUNION<br>
REVENGE OF THE NERDS<br>
Travel back to 1984 with Ogre, Booger, Wormser and the rest of the gang.<br>
86 FAR ABOVE AVERAGE<br>
MELANA SCANTLIN<br>
The original Average Joe princess is now the sexiest blackjack queen.<br>
92 REVIVAL<br>
RETURN OF A KILLER!<br>
Thirty years after drawing first blood, a killer resurfaces in Wichita.<br>
98 PRINCESS OF TIDES<br>
ELISE GARRIGUE .<br>
Grab your board and get wet with surfing&#39;s hottest attraction.<br>
106 TOWERS<br>
SKYLINE 2010<br>
Architecture&#39;s finest erections will pierce the heavens and serve as bedposts
for the homeless.<br>
108 THE HUSTLER<br>
EXPOSED!<br>
Are the professionals being squeezed out of modern-day bikini competitions? FHM
investigates.<br>
114 COVER GIRL<br>
BETH OSTROSKY<br>
You wake up to Howard Stern&#8212;here&#39;s what greets him every day.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
20 LETTERS<br>
A soldier&#39;s lonely girlfriend, one of the best desk poses yet and an FHM reader
finds Jesus ... in back hair!<br>
26 REPORTER<br>
The world&#39;s strongest clown, most absurd phone booths and safest bananas. Plus, beer gets magnified.<br>
55 REVIEWS<br>
Uncle Kracker gambles, ?uestlove offers &#39;fro tips and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog teaches his tricks.<br>
123 FASHION<br>
America&#39;s Olympic heroes put their activewear on. Plus, international gear for traitors.<br>
146 MACHINERY<br>
Evidently, taking pictures makes it last longer. We&#39;ve got the best lenses and accessories.<br>
152 GASOLINE<br>
This summer&#39;s hottest drop-tops and the future of four-wheelers as seen through the eyes of Hollywood.<br>
156 BIONIC<br>
Get a surfing god&#39;s body and a bike helmet that won&#39;t crush your fragile melon.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
74 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
If you&#39;re not ha-ha funny, then you&#39;re only Ashton Kutcher funny. And, really, after a few minutes, how funny is that?<br>
160 TRUE STORIE<br>
Run-ins with the law accounted for half of this month&#39;s True Stories. The other half? Urine and the elderly, of course.