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<b>FEATURES </b><br> 86 Immortality<br> BE G.I. JOE<br>
Remember playing with your sister's Barbies and longing to be Ken? Now you could
be the toy that kicks his preppy ass.<br>
88 Drama Queen<br>
EVA LONGORIA<br>
Stereotype laws say that a Mexican woman has to either be a naughty housecleaner
or a sexy Salma Hayek. Meet the senorita who's the best of both worlds!<br>
96 Bowl-a-rama<br>
PBA INFERNO<br>
Due to the threat of bankruptcy, TV deals and stricter playoff guidelines, pro
bowling is going through its largest revolution since the invention of the plastic
beer cup.<br>
102 Fantasies<br>
MY DATE WITH VIDA<br>
What would you do on your once-in-alifetime dream date with backside-beauty Vida
Guerra? One man blew chunks in the first 15 minutes.<br>
104 Wet Dream<br>
AMANDA RIGHETTI<br>
This hottie jumped The O.C. ship and was deserted on an island. Fortunately, that
isle is Hawaii and they have TV cameras.<br>
112 Viewing<br>
GUIDE TO TV<br>
So long, social life! The new TV season means billionaires are picking friends,
Roy is back to his tiger-taming tricks and Drew Carey needs to justify his existence.<br>
122 Cover Girl<br>
ALYSSA MILANO<br>
She's gone from cute to hot to sexy to goddess among TV women. So why is the small
screen's finest example of evolution still diddling herself?<br>
130 Quote, Unquote<br>
ROGER EBERT<br>
Even after beating cancer and getting a second thumbing partner, this former-fatty
film critic can still put Steven Seagal in his place.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
22 LETTERS<br>
It's a clown-off—Yucko challenges the champ! Plus, FHM finds a nerd-loving
hottie and the world's sexiest teacher!<br>
30 INCOMING<br>
Hometown Honeys go head-to-head—and you have the final call! Then, size
yourself up against the world's tallest man and listen to the animals taking over
metal.<br>
51 REVIEWS<br>
Behold the largest fake mammaries ever! Then, catch up with Motörhead's Lemmy
in Vegas and take some fan-appreciation lessons from the Wiez himself!<br>
78 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL<br>
FHM's newest section will showcase a sassy guessing game, Howard Stern's girlfriend
and 20 hot and woo-able women ... every single blessed month.<br>
133 FASHION<br>
All the casual cloth you'll need for work this Friday. Plus, enter to win a watch
that can actually tell you when that day comes.<br>
150 MACHINERY<br>
TV was there for you even when your folks weren't. But unlike your unloving parents,
TV sets have changed. Get schooled on how to fully enjoy the boob tubes of today.<br>
156 FEED<br>
Next year's tires will come with really cool body kits. Buy one, then check out
freak animals, beer-can castles and the world's best corn dog on FHM's ultimate
road trip.<br>
172 BIONIC<br>
Work out like cycling's mono-balled king Lance Armstrong and shatter wood like
the world's fastest board breaker. Plus, proof that Conan is TV's funniest/weakest
host.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE </b><br>
28 TRUE STORIES<br>
Our readers have the worst luck ... or so it would seem from their nightmarish
tales.<br>
76 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
jokes so funny you'll demand a refund for that Jay Mohr ticket.<br>
176 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?<br>
Find those Fuji film fugitives with our tried-and-true tracking service.
Title: FHM # 49, October 2004
Series: FHM (For Him Magazine)
Item Number: FHM049
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