FHM # 56, May 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
78 Q&amp;A<br>
JOHAN SANTANA<br>
Most fans celebrate their hero&#39;s triumphs with high-fives. Followers of this Twins hurter crash his house and scare his kid.<br>
80 Hardball<br>
PLAY BALL!<br>
FHM&#39;s baseball preview all but adjusts your cup for the upcoming season.<br>
94 Testing<br>
HOW DUMB ARE YOUP<br>
Nothing will make you feel stupider than realizing you can&#39;t find Nebraska on
a map.<br>
96 Mayra Veronica<br>
WELCOME TO PARADISE<br>
Besides the mustaches that surround her, she&#39;s Univision&#39;s greatest attraction.<br>
104 Amusements<br>
COASTER HEAVEN!<br>
Take a front seat on the wildest rides that scientists and carnies could create.<br>
106 Angling<br>
BASS MASTERS hows used to bore catatonics. Now, rs hoot, holler and break dance.
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114 Eruptions<br>
VOLCANOS<br>
Learn everything you didn&#39;t when Dad took over your second-grade science project.<br>
116 Cover Girl<br>
MARIAH CAREY<br>
Hide the fine china! The vocally versatile glass-shatterer talks about the notches
on her bedpost. And how to get her digits.<br>
124 Q&amp;A<br>
SCOTT BORAS<br>
If this Ober-agent had negotiated your salary, you wouldn&#39;t be eating bologna
for lunch.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
18 LETTERS<br>
Readers create portable phone booths, wear Rice Krispies and clown their cars.
Plus, the biggest pig nuts you&#39;ve ever seen.<br>
28 INCOMING<br>
Learn what fear really is&#8212;killer robots, knife-wielding pirates and Satan&#39;s
guitars. I Then find out Don Vito&#39;s take on the hopeless youth of America.<br>
51 REVIEWS<br>
Director Mel Brooks on how pizza kills and a surprisingly shirted Chris Cornell
on how not to turn into a Frenchie. Plus, a robot whose cranium is a planet!<br>
68 LADIES CONFIDENTIAL<br>
Five enigmatic ladies, the greatest pair of advice-suppliers ever assembled and
more available bachelorettes than we&#39;ve ever been able to bring you<br>
127 FASHION<br>
Get casual with weekend duds, UV-protected with special specs and sloppy wet in
funky footwear.<br>
148 MACHINERY<br>
See what man would have looked like operating chain saws and playing with portable
accessories before evolution began millions of years ago.<br>
154 SPEED<br>
Ford and Shelby tag-team to create an all-aluminum, all-muscle speed demon. Then
our car columnist explains how to deal with your back-seat-driving girlfriend.<br>
158 BIONIC<br>
The World&#39;s Fastest Man&#8212;aka Justin Gatlin&#8212;shares the secrets of his
gold-medal legwork, from the intricate technique to the puke-inducing sprints.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
26 TRUE STORIES<br>
Oakland A&#39;s ace Barry Zito shares tales of pranks, grannies and trannies&#8212;the
perfect True Stories trifecta!<br>
66 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
You&#39;ll cry tears of laughter, then have to convince Dad not to berate you. Crybaby.<br>
164 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?<br>
When strangers invade your pictures, we put out APBs on their ass.