FHM UK January/February 2001

<b>IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE</b><br>
58 Matt LeBlanc<br>
Friends' Joey on teasin the drama-club kids, snowboarding and dressing like a woman.<br>
58 Faces of death<br>
Think you had a tough day at the office? What if you had to kill for a living-like these men?<br>
66 Dream on<br>
Are you a buff-sex machine who can bench his weight and rap like Eminem? Better look inside to see all the other lies men tell themselves.<br>
74 Brande Roderick<br>
The Baywatch Hawaii star on wildlife at the Playboy mansion, lessons from Pam Anderson and the hazards of being a pretend lifeguard.<br>
78 The best of Vegas<br>
Like heaven itself, everyone ends up in Vegas eventually, so prepare for the inevitable with our insider's guide to the world's greatest city. Including eating for free, the clown museum and the mysterious game of cras explained.<br>
91 The Vegas girsl<br>
Certain citie, such as Paris, Stockholm and Rio, are renowned for the outstanding quality of the women there. Add Vegas to the list!<br>
98 Chris Webber<br>
The Sacramento Kings forward on fighting Mike Tyson, puking before games and being the hulk.<br>
100 Scary monster<br>
FHM oils up for a "private session" inside the bulked-up world of female bodybuilding, where you won't be able to take your eyes off the muscled lovelies who hang out there.<br>
106 Game over!<br>
Not ready to be a father? Too bad. You knew it was going to happen one of these days. Now it's time to live with the consequences.<br>
112 Alyssa Milano<br>
The Charmed on her relaxed approach to gardeing clothes, and who she things really watches her Teen Steam workout tapes.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
13 Letters<br>
Readers chime in with piercing observations about feline decapitation and Jessica Simpson's innocene, and relentlessly nitpick us for everything we've gotten wrong.<br>
18 Reporter<br>
What happens to airplane-crash booty, the secrets of your lover's pantis, the favorite fare of the godly and saucy pics of Sasha Alexander.<br>
35 Reviews<br>
Thoughts from the Offsping's Noodles and Insane Clown Posse's Violent J, a real-life vampire, tips for finding a bride online and dissecting the erratic career of Godzilla.<br>
50 Confessions<br>
A vacationer's attempt to save a helpless seal leaves him a wanted man.<br>
52 Bar room jokes<br>
The best knee-slappers around, lovingly collected and presented for your enjoyment.<br>
54 Grub Smith's laboratory of love<br>
Our armchair sexologist consults the good book to divine the highs and lows of Scriptural sex.<br>
120 Fashion<br>
Including the hippest corduroy, nightclub fashion, stylish rain gear, Michael Jordan's new apparel line and the Street's Adam Goldberg.<br>
142 Hospital<br>
Answers to your questions about angry moles, contorionist sex and how to train for a marathon; plus, the story of a man caught in an avalance who lived to eat lodge food again.<br>
148 Machinery<br>
A selection of hearty ski goggles, the season's pics of topnotch snowboards and the chilling tales of the Snowcat driver.<br>
152 True stories<br>
You are pathetic. But rest assured our collection of tales will leave you feeling like five bucks.<br>