FHM UK April 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
90 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
CHAD KRO&Euml;GER<br>
Nickelback&#39;s scraggly-haired front man proves he isn&#39;t boring.<br>
92 BERSERKER<br>
TONY STEWART<br>
Tremble before the NASCAR hot head who takes road rage to the extreme.<br>
98 KELLY BROOK<br>
SPLASH!<br>
Smallvill&eacute; s newest resident displays her knee-weakening abilities.<br>
104 MODERN HORROR<br>
TEST OF PAIN!<br>
Trapped in a car? Sounds as if it&#39;s time to saw off your own hand.<br>
112 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
IT&#39;S NICE ON ICE!<br>
Learn a few kinky sex moves from the salacious stars of figure skating.<br>
118 LEEANN TWEEDEN<br>
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE<br>
MTV&#39;s thrill-seeking tomboy shares her Love of the thong.<br>
126 THE FHM CLIME TO...<br>
SPEED<br>
Eleven pages devoted to stylish autos that move faster than your sister.<br>
142 COVER GIRL<br>
BETH OSTROSKY<br>
The latest&#8212;and sexiest&#8212;addition to the carnival that surrounds Howard
Stern.<br>
152 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
CAR THIEF<br>
A convicted felon shares his tricks for boosting gorgeous autos.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
38 REPORTER<br>
Toys with mullets, backyard catapults, the maggot investigator, the girl who plays Vampirella and Rabbi cards to trade with your friends.<br>
75 REVIEWS<br>
Music, film, video game and Internet reviews. Plus, The Goodie Mob&#39;s Cee-Lo shows off his tattoos, and trivia about the dwarfs who played E.T.!<br>
155 FASHION<br>
The cast of Black Hawk Down models the top designers; the best of Perry Ellis;
and casual belts to keep your pants from &quot;accidentally&quot; falling all
the time.<br>
175 MACHINERY<br>
Cell phones: Drug dealers have them, so they must be cool! And kitchen appliances
that let you deep-fry Jell-O and slice cold cuts in your own kitchen!<br>
186 BIONIC<br>
How to get those mad hops on the basketball court. Plus, super-smooth shaving
tips and the latest sex news to make you the hit of any conversation.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
31 LETTERS<br>
Readers prove their literacy, and one masked man takes the time to craft a prosthetic toe.<br>
88 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
The newest punch lines guaranteed to make workmates and bar chums hate you less.<br>
192 TRUE STORIES<br>
Tales of abject personal embarrassment capped by a guy who couldn&#39;t cut it working at a mall.