FHM UK October 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
FEDERICO CASTELLUCCIO<br>
The Sopranos&#39; ponytailed tough guy schools you in the ways of the Mob.<br>
72 MODERN HORROR<br>
COP GONE BAD!<br>
Something to think about the next time your lady is out driving alone.<br>
80 SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS<br>
SEX LIES EXPOSED!<br>
She says: &quot;That was amazing!&quot; She means: &quot;I&#39;ve had better. Goodnight.&quot;<br>
86 VICTORIA PRATT<br>
OUT OF THIS WORLD!<br>
ALL genetic mishaps should result in women like the MutantX star.<br>
94 BERSERKER<br>
TOM GREEN<br>
The zany stuntman is convinced that Freddy Got Fingered was a success.<br>
100 KRISTIN KREUK<br>
10 THINGS ...<br>
... you didn&#39;t know about the sexiest resident in Smallville.<br>
108 THE FHM GUIDE TO ...<br>
TV TRAVESTIES<br>
From Wonder Twins to Magic Johnson, FHM counts down TV&#39;s biggest failures.<br>
124 COVER GIRL<br>
ELISHA CUTHBERT<br>
The daughter from 24 finally sheds that red top she wore all Last season.<br>
132 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
DAVE ATTELL<br>
He&#39;s on Comedy Central more often than repeat airings of Weird Science.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
28 REPORTER<br>
Claudia Jordan details life as a Barker Beauty. Plus, an eight-legged cat, freeze-dried
man hair, face exercises for the homely and a man who makes a living cutting cheese.<br>
53 REVIEWS<br>
Become a Red Dragon&#8211;esque killer, die like a reggae star or turn your PC
into a TiVo. Also, a month&#39;s worth of music, film and games reviews and the wise words of The Roots&#39; ?uestlove.<br>
135 FASHION<br>
A bevy of new fragrances to help hide your natural rank and gamy odor. Meanwhile,
those hoping to mask their entire body can choose from an array of casual winter
attire.<br>
152 MACHINERY<br>
Massive TVs for those who can&#39;t afford to buy a movie theater. And then there
are cell phones so advanced and multi-purposed they hardly even bother with phone
calls anymore.<br>
160 GASOLINE<br>
Introducing the Smart car&#8212;good for intimate dates, bad for soccer moms.
Plus, Monster Garage&#39;s Jesse 4 James talks about building a motorcycle big enough for Shag.<br>
<b>THE MAILBAG</b><br>
22 LETTERS<br>
Readers display their poor grasp of the English language, and one confident boyfriend sends in pics of his girlfriend in a bikini.<br>
68 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Punch lines so hysterical and mirth-creating they&#39;ve been banned by several Southern preachers.<br>
168 TRUE STORIES<br>
Readers&#39; memories of ridicule, topped by a hair picnic.