FHM UK January 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
64 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
TRACY MORGAN<br>
On The Tracy Morgan Show he plays Tracy Mitchell. You figure it out.<br>
66 ARSON<br>
BLAZING FOR GLORY<br>
Here&#39;s what happens when firemen love doing their job so much they start lighting infernos themselves.<br>
70 DARK MISTRESS<br>
MERCEDES McNAB<br>
She plays a vampire on Angel, which is appropriate, considering she&#39;s gorgeous enough to raise the dead.<br>
76 SEX SURVEY<br>
GLOBAL HOTSPOTS<br>
The statistical trends found by our massive global sex survey have justified the
existence of math.<br>
84 LIVE WIRE<br>
MARIANELA PEREYRA<br>
Someday humanity will tire of MTV&#39;s countless Real World reruns. This Fuse hottie
provides the alternative.<br>
90 LEISURE<br>
THE 50 GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME!<br>
Twister and Donkey Kong have two things in common: They&#39;re both on this list and
they both let you see plumber&#39;s crack.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
NEVE CAMPBELL<br>
First she suckered you into watching Party of Five. Now you might see a movie
about ballet.<br>
112 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
THE VIRUS HUNTER<br>
If you ever start bleeding from your eyeballs, this is the guy to call.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
14 LETTERS<br>
The nation&#39;s finest rack, a man who wrestles gators and the chump who accidentally
interviewed Axl Rose.<br>
20 REPORTER<br>
Jamie Sal&eacute; with no skates, Barn Margera&#39;s dad with no shirt and the best &quot;Who the Hell Are You?&quot; ever.<br>
47 REVIEWS<br>
The Offspring host happy hour in their home. Plus, the guy behind Gollum speaks
and Pink bares all.<br>
115 FASHION<br>
Prowl city streets looking like you tumbled out of The Matrix. Then try the winter&#39;s
best boots.<br>
130 MACHINERY<br>
It is winter. Thus, you should strap a large plank to your feet and slide down
mountains. Trust us.<br>
135 GASOLINE<br>
Inside the love-filled workshop of il American Chopper&#39;s Teutul family. Plus,
FHM races for pinks!<br>
140 BIONIC<br>
Becoming a top bodyguard involves having the tar repeatedly beaten out of you.
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<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
62 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
When a comedian is really funny, he gets to slap his name on a sitcom. If you&#39;re
really funny, you get your name on a joke in a magazine.<br>
144 TRUE STORIES<br>
Readers share their shudder-inducing tales, including one about anal beads used
improperly.