FHM UK March 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
72 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
SAMUEL L. JACKSON<br>
He admits to golfing with Kenny G, yet he still comes off looking cool.<br>
74 ENTRAPMENT<br>
SHE&#39;S MOVING IN<br>
Heed our guide to cohabitation or say goodbye to your balls. It&#39;s your call.<br>
80 END CAME<br>
IMAGES OF DOOM<br>
Mexican photographer Enrique Metinides sees dead people. Then he takes their pictures.<br>
82 SNAP, CRACKLE &amp; POP<br>
WILLA FORD<br>
Because the world can never have too many buxom, blond pop stars.<br>
90 KINGDOM COME<br>
WILD THINGS!<br>
Evidently it&#39;s not just canines and your sister who enjoy doing it doggy style.<br>
92 THUGGERY<br>
BLOOD SPORT<br>
The Quebec hockey League where every game is like Slap Shot.<br>
100 BACHELORETTES<br>
THE 50 MOST ELIGIBLE WOMEN IN THE WORLD 2004<br>
They&#39;re like your girlfriend, only sexier and far more wealthy.<br>
110 COVER GIRL<br>
PARIS HILTON<br>
With a hit TV show and a popular video, she can&#39;t get any hotter.<br>
118 QUOTE, UNQUOTE<br>
DONALD TRUMP<br>
He earns your salary in the time it&#39;ll take to read this interview.<br>
<b>IN EVERY ISSUE</b><br>
28 LETTERS<br>
One lucky reader wins a ball and chain, a boss gets a desking, the prison system
outdoes Hallmark and Bam&#39;s dad throws the ladies a bone.<br>
34 REPORTER<br>
The AntiGravity Girls stretch, sandwich masters ham it up, a kindergarten cares
for men and Japanese monkeys break a leg.<br>
57 REVIEWS<br>
Hear the Broken Lizard crew&#39;s camping tales, savor Bone Crusher&#39;s eating tips
and meet the 12-year- old girl who kicks ass at Halo.<br>
121 FASHION<br>
Top designers reveal what they&#39;ll be selling this spring and summer, rappers look
back at hip-hop fashion and cowboys get options.<br>
150 MACHINERY<br>
In honor of pool&#39;s contribution to bar-room violence, Jeanette &quot;The Black
Widow&quot; Lee breaks balls with the world&#39;s finest cues.<br>
156 GASOLINE<br>
The new H3T Hummer hands the earth&#39;s natural resources their ass. Plus, Goodfellas&#39;
Henry Hill reveals how to spot undercover fuzz.<br>
<b>ADDED VALUE</b><br>
70 BAR ROOM JOKES<br>
Rich? Hung like a fire hose? Removed that goiter? Add a sense of humor to your
bag of tricks and you&#39;ll have ladies dripping off you like crazy.<br>
160 TRUE STORIES<br>
No one ever snapped themselves putting some unwitting fool&#39;s toothbrush up their
ass. These tales, however, are all bona fide.