Maxim # 9, June 1998

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
70 WHEELS<br>
CONCEPT CARS GROW UP<br>
The latest batch of fantasy-mobiles cooked up<br>
by automakers aren&#39;t just pie-in-the-sky dreams. In fact, you may be driving them in the next year or two.<br>
76 EVIL<br>
NORM MACDONALD&#39;S REVENGE-O-MATIC<br>
The Saturday Night Live star with the best smirk in<br>
the biz also has the best ideas on how to get even with<br>
every schmuck that gives you grief.<br>
82 COVER GIRL<br>
REBECCA ROMIJN<br>
MTV&#39;s House of Style mistress reminds us that you can be funny, smart, talented...and look so outrageously hot in a swimsuit that we suggest taking blood-pressure medication before viewing these pages.<br>
88 CHUNKS O&#39; FLESH<br>
CHOMP!<br>
After getting stuck halfway down a gator&#39;s throat, James Morrow had trouble escaping with his windpipe intact.<br>
92 HER<br>
&quot;HERE&#39;S MY NUMBER&quot;<br>
If you ever want to hear these words from the lips of a sexy young thing, then
you&#39;d better hear what these women have to say about your pick-up technique.<br>
100 DEATH<br>
FUN THINGS TO DO AFTER YOU DIE<br>
Why settle for a simple burial when you could be mooning people from the great
beyond&#39;?<br>
106 HEAVEN<br>
MORE THAN MODELS<br>
These world-famous catwalkers are heating up the big screen and proving they&#39;ve got assets beyond the obvious.<br>
112 EXPLOSIVES<br>
SHOOT THE WORKS<br>
Put on the best gosh-darn Fourth of July fireworks show on your block with our
kick-ass buyer&#39;s guide.<br>
120 STYLE<br>
NO TIE REQUIRED<br>
These comfortable suits look so good that there&#39;s no need to strangle yourself with a silk noose.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
48 SAYS HER<br>
M&Eacute;NAGE A MAYBE<br>
According to writer Nancy Miller, it&#39;s something your girlfriend may not be opposed to. But making a threesome happen takes a little more finesse than just tossing a third pillow on the bed.<br>
52 SPORTS<br>
WORLD CUP CRAZIES<br>
As the Super Bowl of soccer gets under way this month, we can think of no better
way to celebrate than with these stories of World Cup-related murder, mayhem,
bribery, and psychosis. Cheers, mate!<br>
58 HEALTH<br>
REALITY BITES<br>
To hell with insects; there are far worse things that can puncture your skin this summer. Our first-aid advice for an unplanned rendezvous with a miffed scorpion or snake.<br>
66 GRIND<br>
DO YOU HATE YOUR %#@* BOSS?<br>
Of course you do. The question is, how much? Our first-ever office survey gives
you a chance to get all that unhealthy animosity off your chest and into the magazine.<br>
126 WINE &amp; DINE<br>
LIKE BUTTAH<br>
Nothing makes meat melt in your mouth better than one of our patented marinades.<br>
128 BLENDER BLOWOUT<br>
What&#39;s pink, blue, red, and green, highly alcoholic...and irresistable to women?<br>
130 GET DRESSED<br>
HOME DELIVERY .<br>
Why drag your sorry butt to every men&#39;s store in town when a telephone and these clothing catalogs will set you up in sartorial style without cutting into your La-Z-Boy time?<br>
134 STUFF<br>
GRILL-ZILLA<br>
Slap your meat down on one of these top-of-the-line barbies and watch your friends&#39; faces turn green with envy.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
We pit John Holmes against Sherlock Holmes, serve up some truly disgusting foreign food, and get you an invite to the White House.<br>
46 TOY CHEST<br>
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without<br>
140 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to entertainment<br>
152 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
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