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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 80 LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT<br>
THE DEATH DEALER<br>
You thought your last ice-climbing vacation was on the edge? This guy takes rich
businessmen to international war zones to get the ultimate souvenir: a confirmed
kill.<br>
86 CAREER<br>
DO YOU HATE YOUR #S*! BOSS?<br>
The results of our reader survey not only answer the question with a resounding
"Yes!" but fill in the weird, perverted, and absolutely unbelievable
details.<br>
90 SEX<br>
STROKES OF GENIUS<br>
A woman's body is mined with secret sexual hot spots that most guys miss. Here's
the road map you need to drive her completely over the edge.<br>
94 SPORTS<br>
THE 30-SECOND PIGSKIN SCAN<br>
Why waste time reading when you could be watching? Our guide gives you the lowdown
on every team in less time than it takes to open a bag of chips.<br>
100 HEALTH<br>
A GUY'S GUIDE TO PILL POPPING<br>
Drugs can't solve all your problems...just most of them.<br>
108 COVER GIRL<br>
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE<br>
Our favorite Bundy returns to the tube with a sitcom about...who cares, as long
as she's back.<br>
114 FALL TV PREVIEW<br>
NOCTURNAL TRANSMISSIONS<br>
We sort through the new season's lineup to find the good, the bad, and the supremely
dorky. Plus: the hottest shows among the prison population, the world's most powerful
remote control, and Maxim's patented Do-lt-Yourself Sitcom Machine<br>
120 HEAVEN<br>
THE FALL GIRLS<br>
Their new shows may not be your cup of tea, but these four women will make your
inner critic shut up and wag its tail.<br>
124 HORSEPOWER<br>
BLOOD, SWEAT, AND GEARS<br>
NASCAR's 50th anniversary finds the sweet science of speed in top form and in
no danger of forgetting its down-home (yet ever so kick-ass) charm.<br>
130 STYLE<br>
7 DEADLY SUITS<br>
These suits look like a thousand bucks, but with the money you'll save, you can
sin in real style.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
59 SAYS HER<br>
THE 9 THINGS A SINGLE MAN NEEDS IN HIS APARTMENT TO GET THE GIRL<br>
You may have bucketloads of charm... but do you have clear towels hanging in your
john or just a petrified, snot-colored washcloth? Women register this stuff big
time.<br>
67 SPORTS<br>
FISTS OF FURY<br>
Extreme Fighter Ralph Gracie has choked dogs and, just like his father and his
father's father, beaten the crap out of every one who's been stupid enough to
get into the ring with him.<br>
72 DONE THAT<br>
I FELL INTO A GORGE<br>
Every October, Terrence Houlahan gets an overwhelming urge to jump off a bridge.<br>
76 GRIND<br>
QUIT YOUR JOB—RIGHT NOW!<br>
If you've been working for the same company for years, chances are there's another
company that will pay you far more. Loyalty, schmoyalty.<br>
140 WINE & DINE<br>
SHOT TO HELL<br>
These alcoholic hand grenades come in handy when you want to punish yourself...
or others.<br>
142 JUMBO-LAYA!<br>
When you can't decide what to eat, this one-pot wonder gives you a little (make
that a lot) of everything.<br>
144 GET DRESSED<br>
THE $100 TIE<br>
You may not be able to afford a closetful of these big-ticket beauties...but you
damn well should have at least one knockout tie for clutch situations.<br>
148 STUFF<br>
AGE OF AQUARIUM<br>
Create an underwater world that you can rule with an iron fist. Plus: our guide
to which fish will go belly up the fastest<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
How to spot marked cards, measure your penis, and become a genius by chewing some
gum<br>
54 TOY CHEST<br>
Gadgets no grown-up kid should be without<br>
152 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to entertainment<br>
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
A Maxim contest for the sick and twisted
Title: Maxim # 11, September 1998
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM011
Good magazine.