Maxim # 13, November 1998

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 78 WAR<br> ABOVE AND BEYOND<br> Think you&#39;re a hero &#39;cause you stomped that roach in your girlfriend&#39;s bathroom?
Time for a reality check&#8212;read what three Medal of Honor winners actually
did for your country.<br>
90 SOCIOLOGY<br>
IF MEN REALLY RULED THE WORLD<br>
If they did, there sure as hell wouldn&#39;t be dental floss, folk singing, couples therapy, or salad forks. But what would there be?<br>
94 COVER GIRL<br>
JENNIFER ESPOSITO<br>
We talk to Spin City&#39;s resident spitfire before she becomes too big a star to take our call.<br>
100 RELATIONSHIPS<br>
YOU SCREWED UP... NOW WHAT?<br>
So you forgot her birthday? Accidentally yelled out &quot;Buffy!&quot; during
sex? She caught you double-dating interns with our president? Here&#39;s what to say to make her forgive and fuggeddaboutit.<br>
106 BARKITECTURAL DIGEST<br>
CABIN FEVER<br>
These are the kinda rustic, log love shacks Ted Kaczynski would call home&#8212;if he had Ted Kennedy&#39;s money.<br>
114 AND THEY CALLED ME MAD<br>
EUREKA!<br>
Billiard balls that glow and caskets that keep you lettuce-head fresh. Here&#39;s how to invent the next Pet Rock and never work again.<br>
122 HEAVEN<br>
COMING ATTRACTIONS<br>
Maxim checks out some beautiful new stars coming over the Hollywood horizon: 11
actresses to idolize...and possibly memorize.<br>
132 TRAVEL<br>
RUSSIAN ROULETTE<br>
Their economy has tanked, their leader is pickled, in Russia has taken a serious
turn for the weird. --ozkers, gangsters, and drunks, oh my! Don&#39;t worry,<br>
Maxim maps the terrain.<br>
140 STYLE<br>
C-C-C-C-COATS<br>
Cool winter outerwear that&#39;ll keep you from looking like a frozen dinner. Or a pig in a blanket.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
62 SPORTS<br>
MICHAEL JORDAN SAYS WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS<br>
His Airness has been asked plenty of questions. But never ones as stupid as these.<br>
66 SAYS HER<br>
HOW TO DATE A GODDESS<br>
It&#39;s easy. Start acting like a god...a god of taste, manners, and deep pockets, that is. Then land yourself one of those women who usually date Hercules.<br>
70 DONE THAT<br>
PECKERS OF DEATH<br>
Cockfighting in the Dominican Republic is not only a way of life, it&#39;s good eatin&#39;.<br>
74 BUCKS<br>
THE HARD CELL<br>
New cell-phone service options are more complicated than nautical flags. Use our
bullshit filter to get what you really need. .<br>
147 GET DRESSED<br>
AMAZING CASE<br>
Briefcases don&#39;t have to be boring. Here&#39;s how to get one that holds...your coworkers&#39;
envious attention.<br>
150 WINE &amp; DINE<br>
MORNING GLORY<br>
There are many delicious things to have for breakfast other than beer. How to
whip up two: the incredible, edible egg frittata&#8212;and French (though we hate to admit it) toast!<br>
152 STUFF<br>
QUEST FOR FIRE<br>
If civilization began with fire, then lighters must be the most civilized things
in the world. Especially these babies.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Run for Congress, turn your car into a tank, use the power of Floyd to find great speakers, plus page after page of priceless baloney.<br>
58 TOY CHEST<br>
Gadgets no grown-up threeyear-old should be without<br>
156 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, and books This issue: film morons, bad CD titles, and more!<br>
168 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
A contest for the sick and twisted