Maxim # 15, January/February 1999

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 88 FREE LUNCH<br>
CRASH THE SUPER BOWL!<br>
Last year we gave four men a mission: to lie, cheat, or bribe their way into sports&#39;
biggest event. Here&#39;s the play-by-play.<br>
94 TIME BANDITS<br>
1999 CALENDARS<br>
Tired of hokey calendars graced by images of starships. kittens, angels, and kitten-angels?
Us too. Step right this way.<br>
98 3.5 METRIC TONS OF USEFUL STUFF<br>
MAXIM&#39;S ROAD MAP TO EASY STREET<br>
No doubt about it, existence is far too complicated. But these life-simplifying
tips will leave you with the extra hammock time that&#39;s so important to your health.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
BRIDGET FONDA<br>
She swears she&#39;ll stop cussing, but that doesn&#39;t stop us from loving her.<br>
108 LOSING OUR RELIGION<br>
50 SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END<br>
Male synchronized swimmers, Shari Lewis&#39; head, and foulmouthed Teletubbies add
up to one thing: The world ends not with a bang but a laugh. Plus, an apocalypse
puzzle page<br>
118 BUYING GUIDE<br>
SILK STALKING<br>
Buying Valentine&#39;s Day lingerie is such a chore! We make it easy with a Maxim
runway show. Also, commentary from real women about whether they&#39;d wear it or
wrap it around your perverted neck.<br>
126 McFITNESS<br>
MUSCLE UP BY MARCH<br>
Men will fear you, women will love you,, and your health club will curse you for
canceling after only 12 weeks.<br>
132 SIN CITY<br>
CONFESSIONS OF A STRIP CLUB BOUNCER<br>
elebrity mayhem! Naked dancers! Mafia mischief! Naked dancers! Murder! And naked
dancers—who are naked!<br>
142 STYLE<br>
HIT THE TOWN<br>
Danny Musico, International Boxing Council super-middleweight champ, goes 10 rounds
at NYC&#39;s hottest clubs.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
56 SAYS HER<br>
WHY WE PICK ON EVERY LITTLE THING<br>
Nancy Miller trots out her worst first date stories to make a point: All men aren&#39;t
assholes, but women have plenty of reason to be suspicious.<br>
60 BUCKS<br>
A PALM GREASER&#39;S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE<br>
Creative tipping can score you cable TV, box seats at a ball game, and hotel rooms
large enough to host a golf tournament—all for way less than an honest person
would pay.<br>
64 SPORTS<br>
THE TOUGHEST MAN ON ICE<br>
There are hockey players who cause serious injury, and then there&#39;s Tie Domi.
John Galvin spends some quality time with the biggest butt-whupper in the NHL.<br>
68 GRIND<br>
EXECUTIVE SWEETS<br>
You don&#39;t have to be a V.P. to bag corporate freebies. Here&#39;s how to get more
perks than a coffee machine at an Alcoholics Anonymous convention.<br>
151 WINE & DINE<br>
FIRE STARTERS<br>
When it&#39;s cold outside, the only thing better than a 100-prool drink is one that&#39;s
also heated to 100 degrees.<br>
152 POT O&#39; GOLD<br>
This fantastic recipe turns humble beef stew into a meal fit for a king. At least
a king who can&#39;t afford lobster<br>
154 STUFF<br>
BUY THIS TANK!<br>
Order a burger in a Soviet tank, direct traffic with an Israeli bazooka, and make
a fashion statement at the next atomic blast.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
The best rock-star rumors (well, did Ozzy bite the head off that bat?); how to
foil a mob hit; and a new, worldwide sex survey that lets American men sneer at
the French<br>
52 TOY CHEST<br>
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without<br>
72 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, video
games, and books<br>
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
A contest to see if you&#39;re as sick and twisted as our editors