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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 86 WE LIKE TO WATCH<br> BEAT TO-A-PULP FICTION<br>
Pro wrestling used to be good guys versus bad guys. Now it's bad guys versus demonic psycho maniacs. Bless this blood sport's evil little 350-pound soul.<br>
96 COVER GIRL<br>
LUCY LAWLESS<br>
We go one-on-one with Lucy Flawless...er, Lucy Bra-less... uh, you know, Xena.<br>
104 AUTO FOCUS<br>
CLEAN YOUR MACHINE!<br>
There's a science to car detailing that's as sophisticated as particle physics.
Apply it and your ride will look fresh off the lot.<br>
108 PLEASURE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS<br>
PRANKS FOR THE MEMORIES<br>
We salute our favorite holiday, April 1—the one day that comes with a license to be stupid. Sixteen fast ones to pull on your friends, loved ones, and pets.<br>
114 FALLING PIANOS<br>
HE GAVE DEATH THE FINGER<br>
Bill Goss has had 21 documented brushes with death. Fun guy!<br>
120 MAXIM MINX<br>
ALISON EASTWOOD<br>
Clint's darling daughter makes our pistols hang any which way but loose.<br>
128 PROS AND CONS<br>
PEN PALS<br>
Now you don't have to go to prison to see what it's like: real letters, real violence, real Dad food, and other jailhouse fun—all straight from the mouths of inmates themselves.<br>
136 COME HERE OFTEN?<br>
DON'T SAY THAT!<br>
Every guy has made an ass of himself attempting to pick up women. Three gorgeous
girls tell us the worst lines they've heard. Any sound familiar?<br>
140 MUSIC APPRECIATION<br>
WILD COUNTRY<br>
Nashville's newest crop of cowgirls sing like angels—and look like Charlie's Angels.<br>
146 FASHION<br>
.. INTO THE BLUES<br>
Wear these great new jeans and...you'll have pants on.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
62 GRIND<br>
DON'T BLOW IT, BIG SHOT<br>
There are seven things a manager should never do. Learn what they are and give
us a full report by 5 P.M. tomorrow or you're fired.<br>
64 SPORTS<br>
"I RAN ONTO THE FIELD"<br>
Ever sit in the stands at a ball game and dream of running onto the diamond? Josh Dixon actually did it, and more than 30,000 fans approved. Park security didn't.<br>
68 SAYS HER<br>
GOING DOWNTOWN<br>
Double agent Ruby Winston gives us the It down on the go-down. Adopt her techniqc.
and you'll have to install handgrips on you lady's thighs.<br>
154 GET DRESSED<br>
SHIRTING THE ISSUES<br>
What's the difference between a killer business shirt and the ones most of us deskbound schleps wear? Our anatomical chart explains all.<br>
156 STUFF<br>
THE GAG REFLEX<br>
Did you honestly think we'd send you out<br>
unarmed on the first of April? If it's obnoxious, smells bad, goes pop, or makes people feel like gullible dopes, it's in here.<br>
192 SPECIAL SECTION<br>
APRIL FOOLS' PUZZLE PAGE<br>
We received more than 2,300 letters asking for an April Fools' Day puzzle page.
Here it is: Play "Find the Hidden Meat Loaf," "What's Wrong with This Midget?" and other brainteasers.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Ugly critters you can eat, a babe who draws babes, and how to pose as a magazine
editor (as if we knew). Maxim also answers the age-old questions "If he wanted, could Bill Gates buy a battleship?" "And could we sink it?"<br>
58 TOY CHEST<br>
Gadgets no grown-up three-year-old should be without<br>
72 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, video
games, and books<br>
160 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
A contest to see if you're as sick and twisted as our editors
Title: Maxim # 17, April 1999
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM017
Good magazine.