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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 100 GOLDEN RULES<br>
100 THINGS EVERY GUY MUST KNOW<br>
In school you learned the transitive property of mathematics and all about the
Bill of Rights. But they never told you who painted those dogs playing poker or
how to undo a bra with one hand. Soon your training will be complete.<br>
118 COVER GIRL<br>
CAPRICE<br>
The U.K.'s favorite swimsuit model is coming to America—as a pop singer.
We're betting that these photos will help you appreciate her pipes.<br>
126 CHARITABLE CAUSES<br>
CAN YOU GET RICH AT HOME?<br>
Are any of the get-rich-quick schemes you see in the papers for real? Our intrepid
reporter responds to ads no person with any dignity would answer.<br>
134 AUDIO FILES<br>
THE SOUND OF SCIENCE<br>
These stereos are so freakin' expensive, we can't even afford to listen to them.
But we'll sure as hell look and drool.<br>
136 GERONIMO<br>
THE MEN WHO FELL TO EARTH<br>
Four guys jump out of an airplane above Antarctica. One survives to tell the tale.
This is it.<br>
146 THE MAXIM WOMEN<br>
THE DREAM TEAM<br>
Maxim's second anniversary issue—the perfect time to gather all our lovely
cover girls, catch up with them, and stare some more. (Actually, we forgot it
was our anniversary until they all called and demanded flowers.)<br>
170 WILDERNESS APPRECIATION<br>
GET YOUR ASS OFF THE ASPHALT<br>
Admit it: The closest your SUV has ever come to off-roading was flattening that
squirrel up the street. This guide to the nation's top four-wheeling trails will
get you into axle-shattering country—where you can run over environmentalists.<br>
176 FASHION<br>
ACTIVATE!<br>
Who's got time to lead an active life? These dis- guises will at least make you
look like you do.<br>
<b>COLUMNS</b><br>
66 SUCKS<br>
HOUSING PROJECT<br>
Thinkingof buying your first house? Read this article or your second house will
be an inverted bathtub you share with a toothless roommate named Old Jesse.<br>
70 SAYS HER<br>
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU<br>
After you've slept with a woman, she tells her friends more than you'd ever want
them to know. Nancy Miller gives us the scoop on what women are saying about our
bed games. And we thought we were graphic.<br>
76 SPORTS<br>
BEER RUN<br>
Some games encourage beer drinking. The sport of hashing requires it. We've been
in training this whole time and we didn't even know it.<br>
80 DONE THAT<br>
I BUSTED UP MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING<br>
Many a man dreams of saving a buddy from marrying the wrong woman—Kurt Nestle
actually did it and proved that sometimes the truth is mightier than her whip.<br>
186 STUFF<br>
SHARPER IMAGE<br>
What are sharp and lethal, have jeweled handles, and can't be bought in a sex
shop? Knives! Don't leave home without one.<br>
231 PET PEEVES<br>
HAMSTER HORRORS<br>
In this special report, Maxim breaks the silence on squeaky Habitrails, low-quality
food pellets, and mean-spirited children.<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
A field guide to the country's strangest museums, a list of the jobs most likely
to drive you clinically insane, and cars that kill carjackers. Oh, yeah—and
a ringside seat at a fight between Obi-Wan and o.b. tampons<br>
64 TOY CHEST<br>
Spankin' new gadgets that no grown-up three-year-old should live without<br>
84 HANG TIME<br>
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to the latest movies, music, television, and video
games<br>
192 INSERT CAPTION HERE<br>
The never-ending contest to see if you're as sick and twisted as our editors
Title: Maxim # 18, May 1999
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM018
Good magazine and quick service.