Maxim # 21, September 1999

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 102 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
DREW CAREY<br>
Cleveland&#39;s favorite son on bar fights, puking on his dream girl, and stealing ideas from Maxim.<br>
104 FALL GIRLS<br>
TV VIXEN PHOTO BLOWOUT!<br>
Party of five. And&#8212;whoops!&#8212;clothes for only four. Maxim takes a look
at television&#39;s hot new bombshells.<br>
115 DIPLOMACY<br>
THOSE FUNNY FOREIGNERS<br>
They eat dong-shaped cakes and bust you for licking poisoned nipples. Who&#39;d be born a foreigner?<br>
127 FORCES OF NATURE<br>
DEATH CRUISE<br>
The Windjammer Fantome was known around the Caribbean as a swinging sex boat.
Was it a wrathful God or bad luck that led her into the shattering path of Hurricane Mitch?<br>
138 OH-H-H, CANADA!<br>
ESTELLA WARREN<br>
The leggy Chanel girl is the best thing to come out of Canada since back bacon.<br>
145 FITNESS<br>
THE 20-BEER WORKOUT<br>
Body by Jake? Try body by Bud!<br>
153 HISTORY REWRITTEN II<br>
MAXIM GOES TO THE MOVIES<br>
Hollywood&#39;s got it wrong. Too many love scenes, too much bonding, too many people alive at the end. Time for our script doctors.<br>
159 PLAYBOOK<br>
30 NEW SEX TRICKS<br>
She never told you what her ex did to drive her wild in bed&#8212;but she told
us.<br>
166 DE-AN-ANIMAL RIGHTS<br>
&quot;IT WAS HIM OR ME&quot;<br>
Guys once hunted to survive. Now we have better reasons: buddies, beer, and brandishing loaded guns.<br>
174 COVER GIRL<br>
PAMELA LEE<br>
Like many corporations, Pam has downsized. Here are the first exclusive pics since she shut down the &#39;plants.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
30 LETTERS<br>
Good God. They&#39;ve learned to hold a pen...<br>
40 JOKES<br>
Show us you&#39;re nuts!<br>
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
This month&#39;s colorful collision of absurdities brings you the sacred art of dwarf tossing and the domestic pleasures of topless maids. We also listen in on stupid sportscasters, dine with piranhas, and visit a city with no sky. Best of all, we watch Ricky Martin get his sorry ass handed to him by a mongoose.<br>
82 GOD&#39;S HONEST TRUTH<br>
AU RENOIR, YOU BASTARDS<br>
When you&#39;re stuck in a life-and-death situation in the middle of Paris, only one person can help. Unfortunately, he&#39;s probably French.<br>
86 SAYS HER<br>
LIES WOMEN WANT TO BELIEVE<br>
You were thinking of her the whole time, so you tried to call just to say &quot;Honey, that dress doesn&#39;t make you look fat at all.&quot; You get the idea.<br>
94 SPORTS<br>
&quot;I GET PAID TO BREAK LEGS&quot;<br>
Michael Strahan&#39;s job is to knock the snot out of opposing quarterbacks. Is it wrong for him to say he also enjoys it?<br>
216 GRINDER<br>
Which pet gets you the most men? Our new torture-test tion has the answer. We
also put the screws on digital cameras, the latest movies, and courier services.
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232 BEAT THIS CAPTION<br>
Could you be more sick and twisted than our editors?<br>
<b>SPECIAL FASHION SECTION</b><br>
183 NOW WEAR THIS!<br>
If you like lingering in clothing stores and matching colors, then go for it,
Dandy Man. But if you want to get in, get the essentials, and get out, we&#39;ve got the definitive shopping guide right here.