Maxim # 28, April 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
76 ROB SCHNEIDER<br>
We picked up Hollywood&#39;s most unlikely gigolo and had a party. Here&#39;s his advice about sex supermarkets, pimp fashion, and making your package look bigger.<br>
78 ONE-ON-ONE<br>
LORI HEURING &amp; SUSAN WARD<br>
The two hot stars from the new movie In Crowd in a steamy session of show and
tell.<br>
90 BONNIE &amp; CLYDE 2000<br>
SHOTGUN SWEETHEARTS<br>
Like most couples, Craig Pritchert and Nova Guthrie have a hobby in common. Theirs happens to be robbing banks in broad daylight. In a spree of daring bank jobs throughout the West, the couple&#39;s bagged nearly half a million bucks. And they&#39;re still at large.<br>
104 CHEESY LISTENING<br>
30 WORST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!<br>
We dropped a handful of painkillers and subjected ourselves to the most God-awful recordings ever made. Crank it up and find out who made our hall of shame.<br>
114 UNION JACKED<br>
JANE LEEVES<br>
Dr. Crane&#39;s sexy British sidekick on Frasier is stealing the show. But you won&#39;t see this on TV.<br>
120 MAXIM BLACK BELT<br>
&#39;OY! I&#39;LL GIVE YOU SUCH A SMACK&#39;<br>
Want to know how to bust a kneecap? Shatter a nose? Tum a healthy set of balls
into a bag o&#39; cottage cheese? Read our breakneck guide to selfdefenSe and you&#39;ll never tum tail and run again.<br>
128 GIRLIE ACTION<br>
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIALS<br>
Wine her, dine her, shock her, do anything but bore her. Here are 25 fun things
you never thought of doing with your girl.<br>
140 FIELD OF SCREAMS<br>
DISGRACE BALL<br>
Behind the smilin&#39; face of our national pastime lies a tapestry of drunkenness, violence, and vomit. Grab your rubber gloves: We&#39;re heading for the ballpark.<br>
148 COVER GIRL<br>
JODI LYN O&#39;KEEFE<br>
The She&#39;s All That superstar dishes it out on kick boxing, thigh-high garters, and the finger-sucking scene in her new flick Whatever It Takes. Hey, we&#39;ll do it!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
22 LETTERS<br>
Our readers confess to eating moose penis, guzzling beer for breakfast, and smearing olive pur&eacute;e on their eyelids! Plus: the joys of eating out, and how one reader stole the shirt right off the back of)I4 xim&#39;s founder, Felix Dennis.<br>
28 JOKES<br>
We can clearly see you&#39;re nuts!<br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
The nation&#39;s rowdiest machine gun festival, the coolest breweries, stock cars that collide head-on in midair...our team of underpaid reporters uncovers the scum that is the America psyche. Also, hear us giggle as we singe our interns with hot irons! (Hmm, better put some ice on that...)<br>
52 HOW TO<br>
Sink free throws with Reggie Miller, start your own radio station, fall asleep
anywhere, and defuse an angry woman. Because, hey, your life may depend on it.<br>
60 SAYS HER<br>
TALK DIRTY TO ME<br>
Tired of the plain old moans and make-love-to-me&#39;s? Our guide to oral pleasure will have your lady mouthing off like a porn star in no time. Yes...yes...yes!<br>
66 SPORTS<br>
WARNING: I BRAKE FOR CONCUSSIONS<br>
Strap on your helmet! We&#39;re heading 60 mph down a mountain with world champion mountain biker Eric Carter. Plus: the sickest extreme-sports accidents of all time.<br>
72 SAYS HIM<br>
THE SINGLE FILE<br>
When his long-term relationship tanked, our man headed back out onto the cold,
harsh dating scene&#8212;without battle armor. His report on romance, rejection,
and the quest for the &#39;antidesperant.&quot;<br>
159 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Sixteen pages of cool new fashion: Hard-core denim, belts to hold your pants up,
the best styles for under 100 bucks, and the only suit you&#39;ll ever need to buy.<br>
179 GRINDER<br>
Get a load of some amateur action as we fool around with camcorders and numb our
minds with basement games (air hockey, anyone?). We also test Web travel agencies to see if they can land us a<br>
plane deal. Plus: the new one from No Doubt, kung fu Shakespeare, and playing
007 with the hottest video spy games.<br>
200 BEAT THIS CAPTION<br>
Want to win a mountain bike and your very own FBI file? Enter the only contest
where it pays to be a sick pup.