Maxim # 29, May 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 92 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
BILL PAXTON<br>
Hollywood&#39;s busiest man takes a break to school us in accidental she-male mingling, the greatest submarine battle ever, and his fiery new underwater action flick, U-571.<br>
94 ACHTUNC, BABY<br>
SIMONE MUTERTHIES<br>
We met up with this German model on a secluded beach, where she showed us her
stuff. Surprise! No tan lines.<br>
102 NO JOKE!<br>
HARDEST OF THE HARDCORE<br>
The nastiest weapons, deadliest disasters&#8212;and a hot sauce that&#39;ll burn your face off! Behold our list of the most badass people, places, and things of all time.<br>
110 BACHELOR PADS<br>
HOT TUBS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS<br>
We showed up in Hollywood and knocked on some doors. And, hey, some celebs let
us in, cameras and all. Now you too are invited inside the bachelor pads of the
stars.<br>
118 TASTY DISH<br>
CHINA CHOW<br>
In anticipation of China&#39;s upcoming flick, Head Over Heels, we&#39;re serving up a spicy appetizer. Bon app&eacute;tit.<br>
126 MIAMI VICE<br>
THE MAFIA BEACH PARTY<br>
Six months ago Chris Paciello ruled Miami Beach. He owned the hottest clubs, drove the fastest cars, and dated the sexiest women. Then cops linked him to a series of robberies and assaults&#8212;and a Staten Island housewife with a bullet in her brain.<br>
138 SHOCK TREATMENT<br>
PULL HER TRIGGER!<br>
Tired of the missionary position? Wow her instead with these sex tricks: fun with toothbrushes, zucchinis, and mor<br>
146 GET OUTTA HERE<br>
SUMMER CAMPS THAT ROCK<br>
Dunking with Air Jordan, hunting with Ted Nugent, and spying with a real-life
James Bond. Maxim trips out at the ultimate guy summer camps!<br>
156 COVER GIRL<br>
KRISTY SWANSON<br>
The intoxicating star of the new sit- com Grapevine blows us away in eight pages
of superhot photos!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
Our readers go postal: a Maxim tattoo, a mouse made from a tampon, a bonus shot&#39;of Jenny, and a nipple alert sent from heaven (thank you, God!). And don&#39;t miss our sexy fun-with-Jell-O photo contest!<br>
34 JOKES<br>
Hey, what&#39;s so friggin&#39; funny? You are.<br>
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
We sent our staff of semiliterate reporters on a mission to discover truth, justice, and the American way. Here&#39;s what they&#39;ve got to say about condom caddies, a drunkard who eats his own underwear, a high school for hookers and johns, and the Touch My Monkey board game.<br>
68 HOW TO<br>
Treat a gunshot wound, fight like a Stooge, build a sandcastle for kings, live
on your couch for a whole weekend, and cook a trout on your engine while you drive (with a zesty lemon-sauce recipe!).<br>
76 SAYS HER<br>
WHY BASTARDS GET LUCKY<br>
So you&#39;re a nice guy. In other words, you&#39;re so boring she&#39;s gonna fall asleep in her clam sauce. Our lady tells us why girls go for assholes and how to beat these blockheads at their own game. Plus: Take our quiz to find out if you&#39;re more of a prick than you think.<br>
82 DR. MAXIM<br>
SCREW YOUR HEALTH!<br>
If it feels good, it&#39;s gotta be bad for you, right? Wrong. Straight from the experts, here are eight medically sound reasons you need to have sex every day.<br>
86 SPORTS<br>
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!<br>
Baseball ain&#39;t brain surgery, unless you get nailed in the skull with a fastball.
Step up to the plate against the game&#39;s hardest-throwing closer, Billy Wagner of the Astros, and you&#39;d better be wearing a helmet.<br>
167 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Activewear to make you sweat, sportswear look real sporty in, the sharpest duds
for under 100 beans, and fashion news from around the globe.<br>
189 REVIEWS<br>
Russell Crowe&#39;s Gladiator, the latest from Phish and Elliott Smith, golf video games, and a Web site that&#39;s jam-packed with rectalforeign-bodies x-rays. Plus: mountain bikes for urban cowboys, hot camping gear, and online CD shops that d&eacute;liver in record time!<br>
216 BEAT THIS CAPTION!<br>
Use your saucy noodle to whip us at our own game and win some hot prizes!