Maxim # 30, June 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
82 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
DAVE GROHL<br>
The axewielding Foo Fighters frontman on fans who beat on each other for fun,
throw their bras on stage (the female ones), and why D.J.&#39;s suck.<br>
84 PARTY GIRL 2000<br>
PAULA DEVICQ<br>
She likes lingerie and lollipops. Party of Five was never this fun.<br>
90 CASH MACHINE<br>
EIGHT RULES FOR GETTING RICH<br>
Here&#39;s how to go from zero to 60 million&#8212;straight from the lucky bastards who&#39;ve done it.<br>
102 TABOO YOU!<br>
MAKE YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE<br>
We hacked into Cosmopolitan&#39;s Web site and surveyed hundreds of women about what it took to bring their guy&#39;s fantasies to life. Whether it&#39;s sex in public, in costume, or in threes, here&#39;s how to get her to do it with you.<br>
110 DO UNTO OTHERS<br>
50 WAYS TO SCREW WITH ANYONE!<br>
Suck more pleasure out of life by screwing with people&#39;s heads for no reason!<br>
114 GIRL, UNINHIBITED<br>
ANGELINA JOLIE<br>
Hollywood&#39;s baddest bad girl has taken the silver screen by storm. Hey, we didn&#39;t want to miss out on the fun.<br>
122 HOUSE OF HORROR<br>
THE EVIL IN ELEPHANT BUTTE<br>
He strapped them to a gurney. He tortured them with electric shock and sex toys.
He even videotaped it. Or at least that&#39;s what the cops say. Take a peek inside The Toy Box, David Parker Ray&#39;s dungeon of horrors.<br>
136 FORE PLAY!<br>
CADDYWHACKED<br>
Drinking. Putting. Chasing girls. Drinking. Join us as we scour the planet for
the ultimate all-around golf vacations.<br>
144 TUBE TOPS<br>
THE GIRLS OF THE WB<br>
Sarah Michelle Geller, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano...And no commercials!<br>
150 BLAST OFF!<br>
KATHERINE HEIGL<br>
The blonde teenage alien on Roswell is totally out of this world.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
This month&#39;s male bonding: fun with pork products, bitching over Pearl Jam, a thank-you note from David Letterman, and God himself on sex and hair loss.<br>
32 JOKES<br>
Tell them to women and get drinks thrown in your face.<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Our scribes get down and dirty with medieval weapons, gopher-slaughtering festivals, and what really happens in the cockpit when a plane&#39;s crashing. If this doesn&#39;t win us a Pulitzer, someone&#39;s gonna get whacked.<br>
56 HOW TO<br>
Score chicks with feng shui, set a busted leg, escape from a stuck elevator, and get rid of unwanted guests (without killing them).<br>
64 SAYS HER<br>
HOW IT&#39;S HANGIN&#39;<br>
Our intrepid female reporter talks frankly about our franks. Here&#39;s what women are really thinking when you whip it out.<br>
SPORTS<br>
70 DYING TO GET TO THE TOP<br>
Climb Everest with Conrad Anker, the mountaineer who Ifound the corpse of explorer George Mallory. Plus: What happens to your body when you hike to the cruising altitude of a 747?<br>
76 SAYS HIM<br>
I&#39;M EVERY WOMAN<br>
Our reporter trades in his Y chromosome for a laugh. Here&#39;s what happens when he talks love with his hairdresser, says no to sex, and queries his friends about whether his ass looks fat.<br>
161 MAXIMWEAR<br>
The hottest threads to make you look cool: designer sportswear, travel gear, and
Maxim&#39;s top-ten T-shirts she&#39;ll want to rip right off you.<br>
187 REVIEWS<br>
We check it out to make sure it doesn&#39;t suck: Angelina Jolie&#39;s new flick, the latest from Pearl Jam, and the feds&#39; Frank Sinatra files. We also test-drove the hottest new convertibles, terrorized delivery services, and feasted on some princes of the animal kingdom.<br>
208 BEAT THIS CAPTION!<br>
Are you as demented as we are? Prove it!