Maxim # 32, August 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
74 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
KEVIN BACON<br>
The star of The Invisible Man speaks out about sex, cash, the price of fame, and
his mysteriously disappearing pants.<br>
76 RED ALERT<br>
ANGELICA BRIDGES<br>
The red-headed siren steps off the Baywatch beach to prove it&#39;s not blondes who are having more fun.<br>
82 MAXIM TAKES WASHINGTON!<br>
ANDRIJ FOR PRESIDENT<br>
Want three weeks of paid hangover time each year? Wouldn&#39;t it be great if politicians were forced to wear clown suits in public? Vote for Maxim&#39;s own write-in presidential candidate-Andrij Witiuk&#8212;and all this could be yours!<br>
88 SEX ED<br>
THE MOVE!<br>
We tried out 15 sex moves on some ready-and-willing ladies&#8212;the Shaft, the
Standing O, the How Do You Do, and more! Here&#39;s what drove them wild. (The claw marks are healing nicely, thank you.)<br>
94 APOCALYPSE NOW!<br>
WORLD WAR III<br>
We sent writer and decorated soldier Colonel David Hackworth on a mission&#8212;to uncover the three most likely scenarios for the start of World War III. The scary thing: They&#39;re all actually happening right now.<br>
110 IN THE FLESH<br>
JOSIE MARAN<br>
This Guess? model loves sex, eating sea urchin, and, well, sex. A complete woman!<br>
118 STRAIGHT DOPE<br>
THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO LYING (NO, REALLY)<br>
Wanna keep your girl from snipping your nads off? Need to get ahold of that bail
money fast? Hey, sometimes honesty just isn&#39;t the best policy. Read our guide on how to lie&#8212;it may save your ass someday.<br>
124 COYOTE UGLY<br>
BAR BELLES<br>
Tyra Banks, Piper Perabo, Izabella Miko, Bridget Moynahan, and Maria Bello...
The starlets of this summer&#39;s hottest flick&#8212;Coyote Ugly&#8212;blow us away in 12 pages of scintillating photos!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
22 LETTERS<br>
Four photos, seven women, four bathtubs filled to the rim with cool Jell-O! We
hope you&#39;re hungry. Plus: Our readers go gaga over Katherine Heigl and whine about slaughterhouse conditions.<br>
26 JOKES<br>
Midgets, blondes, rabbis, and more!<br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
We sent our team of cracked reporters on a mission to score the hottest dish around.
Here&#39;s what they&#39;ve got to say about a drug-lord museum in Bogot&aacute;, an office
prank that&#39;ll give your boss a coronary, a NASA rocket car, and a town called Fucking.<br>
52 HOW TO<br>
Swim with sharks, put one over on Satan, build your own canoe, fillet a fish,
and pick up a woman who doesn&#39;t speak English.<br>
58 SAYS HER<br>
TALK ME INTO BED<br>
Our rather experienced female reporter tells you how to score big time (apparently all it takes is a few simple phrases). Plus: Ten things you should never say to a woman.<br>
64 SPORTS<br>
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY<br>
Trash talking, busted teeth, and a fan shot in the chest with a crossbow! Check
out our picks for today&#39;s rowdiest sports rivalries.<br>
70 SAYS HIM<br>
LESBIANPALOOZA! .<br>
Our hard-up reporter hits the town with a be of drunken, sex-crazed lesbians!
Sure, he learned a few things about the fairer sex, but did he score?<br>
139 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Hot summer suits for those rare occasions, 007-style threads that have more than
one function, cool duds that won&#39;t make you a friggin&#39; pauper, and all the news from around the globe.<br>
163 REVIEWS<br>
Liz Hurley as Satan, Lil&#39; Kim&#39;s big bombshell, and the coolest underwater video games out there. We also test the most cutting-edge in-line blades, roll the dice at four online casinos, and get loaded at the coolest home bar in the neighborhood.<br>
188 BEAT THIS CAPTION!<br>
Wanna show us you&#39;re nuts? Enter the maddest contest in town!