Maxim # 34, October 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 106 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
CHARLIE SHEEN<br>
Hollywood&#39;s randiest bachelor holds court on hookers, collecting women&#39;s underwear, and replacing Michael J. on Spin City.<br>
108 COVER GIRL<br>
JESSICA ALBA<br>
The star of the new series Dark Angel spreads her wings across seven glorious
pages.<br>
118 AUTO EROTICA<br>
THE FUTURE OF CARS<br>
A 12-page blowout on the future of wheels: cool concept cars, performance enhancers, on-board movie theaters, and futuristic cars you can buy this year. Ride to live!<br>
136 JUNGLE LOVELY<br>
GENA LEE NOLIN<br>
In her new show, Sheena, this former Baywatch star&#39;s ample charms are always hidden in that tight buckskin jungle suit. We took care of that.<br>
142 POP QUIZ<br>
DO YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU?<br>
Sure, you may think you have friends. Take this quiz and find out what your &quot;pals&quot;
really think about you.<br>
144 SMOKEY&#39;S PISSED!<br>
CHERNOBYL, USA<br>
Back in May a New Mexico park employee set a &quot;controlled burn&quot; to get
rid of some brush. The result: a blaze that torched 80 square miles and nearly
melted down the Los Alamos nuclear plant. Here&#39;s the whole story, straight from the firefighters who put their asses on the line to save yours.<br>
154 RACK &#39;EM UP!<br>
THE GAME OF WIFE<br>
Before you hit her up for sexual favors or bail money, you&#39;ve got to earn some points. Here&#39;s how to really score with her.<br>
164 TUBE TOPS<br>
FALL TV GUIDE<br>
Our staff of qualified couch potatoes took a load off and eyeballed almost all
of the 31 new network TV shows. Here&#39;s what&#39;s hot, what sucks, and what (on your life!) you won&#39;t wanna miss.<br>
<b>REGULARS </b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
When readers attack! Female anatomy lessons, prison cannibalism, ostrich racing,
and more<br>
34 JOKES<br>
Wanna win a cool $150? Show us your wits!<br>
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
A giant floating opera, celebrity candy, and the utterly breathtaking Lola Corwin.
Plus: Colonel Potter and Harry Potter sqaure off for battle!<br>
68 HOW TO<br>
Take a sexy pic of your girl, roll sushi like a pro, negotiate a minefield, and
simplify your closet (note: Start with the rotating body parts.<br>
76 SAYS HER<br>
SCORE AT WILL!<br>
Read our female reporter&#39;s guide to first-date schtupping and you&#39;lll turn every night into a sure thing. Plus: morning-after etiquette. (Ready for round two?)<br>
82 THE EDGE<br>
NIGHT OF THE $500 LUBE JOB!<br>
Talkin&#39; &#39;bout shaft. Our auto repairman explains how you get screwed at the garage and how to make sure it will never happen again.<br>
88 I WAS THERE<br>
GROUND ZERO AT WACO<br>
Now that the smoke has cleared. ATF agent Robert White looks back and gives us
a firsthand play-by-play of the raid that turned deadly.<br>
94 BODY SHOP<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Got a case of postcoital narcolepsy? Joints that are hooked on crack? Outta-shape testicles? Our delicious doctor handes your health questions.<br>
98 SPORTS<br>
HARD BALLS<br>
Busted nuts: Bloody head wounds! Sexy baseball groupies! Get behind the plate
with star catcher Mike Pizza and you&#39;d better have some aspirin.<br>
179 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Sweaters she&#39;ll wanna rip right off you, shopping for threads with a Maxim allowance, and a towering skyscraper full of cologne.<br>
207 REVIEWS<br>
Cameron Crowe&#39;s Almost Famous, the long-awaited followup from the Wallflowers, and horror-movie video games to waste your Halloween with. We also torture-test monster leaf blowers and fondle the hottest new gadget in our Amish Porn electronics blowout!<br>
240 WHAT IF...<br>
...marijuana were legal?