Maxim # 35, November 2000, Cover 2 of 4

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 112 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
JON STEWART<br>
The host of Comedy Central&#39;s The Daily Show cracks wise on elections, erections,
scoring chicks at the Republican Convention, and why young voters don&#39;t give a
yea or a nay.<br>
115 GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!<br>
MAXIM MODEL MANIA 2000<br>
The girls of Victoria&#39;s Secret (Yamila, Magdalena, Shakara), our all-time favorites
(Gisele, Tyra, Laetitia), and some mind-blowing up-and-corners you won&#39;t wanna
miss. Check out a very special 42-page blowout!<br>
176 STINKING BADGES<br>
THE DIRTIEST COP ALIVE<br>
When good cops went bad in an isolated, crime-ridden ghetto, it led to drug trafficking,
beatings, murder, and more. And we&#39;re talking about the good guys. What went wrong
in Los Angeles&#39; Rampart, the most crooked precinct in U.S. history.<br>
190 GOLDEN SHOWER<br>
THE 125th ANNUAL MAXIM AWARDS<br>
At last, the award show you&#39;ve been waiting for: Best Battle Scene, Most Satisfying
Gratuitous Nudity, Best Robot or Monster...Come celebrate the year in pop culture.
The virtual beer&#39;s on us.<br>
198 TICKLE HER PINK<br>
FREAK YOUR SEX LIFE<br>
The inside scoop on what makes ladies cut loose in the sack: Get her to shave
below the belt, host a m&eacute;nage &agrave; trois...Sky&#39;s the limit. Plus: weird
sex gone horribly, entertainingly wrong!<br>
206 CHOKE ON THIS!<br>
THE AGONY OF DEFEAT<br>
Never ones to miss a chance to take pleasure in &#39;other people&#39;s misery, we showcase
the sporting world&#39;s biggest chokes, most lopsided losses, and most horribly cursed
franchises. Plus: the loser hall of fame!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
34 LETTERS<br>
Our readers go postal: playing doctor with Kirsten Dunst, poking fun at our jokes,
exploring a sex position called the Starfish, and morel<br>
42 JOKES<br>
What&#39;s so damn funny? You are.<br>
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Our reporters discover shocking truths about condom testing, pet cloning, and
a last plea from your next president, Andrij. Plus: The Maxim mutual fund is cleaning
up!<br>
72 HOW TO<br>
Have sex in space, supercharge your computer, blow smoke rings, mummify a body,
jump-start your car, and drop, er, hold a baby.<br>
82 SAYS HER<br>
HER SECRET FEARS<br>
She thinks she&#39;s fat, lousy in bed, and doesn&#39;t hold a candle to your ex. Assuming
she&#39;s wrong, here&#39;s how to handle your gal&#39;s every insecurity.<br>
90 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
E-Z PLUMBING<br>
Tired of pouring cash down the drain when your pipes break? Let our plumber show
you how to fix it yourself. Butt crack not included.<br>
94 BODY SHOP<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Having trouble peeing in public? Getting rid of your dandruff? Finding a casing
for your sausage? Our sexy M.D. handles your pressing health questions.<br>
98OFF THE GRID<br>
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT<br>
Our reporter goes in search of sexy au pairs in Washington, D.C., the nation&#39;s
murder capital. Who says Clinton isn&#39;t a role model anymore?<br>
104 SPORTS<br>
BURN RUBBER!<br>
You&#39;re burning down a straightaway when your car explodes in flames. You&#39;re moving
too fast to get out. What do you do? Drag racer Dale Creasy Jr. remembers.<br>
215 MAXIMWEAR<br>
High-end suits she&#39;ll wanna rip off you, 10 great pairs of shoes that double as
paperweights, the hottest threads for under $100, and all the news from around
the globe.<br>
247 REVIEWS<br>
Adam Sandler, Everlast, video pub games, and more. 4 Plus: slicing up giraffe
bones with the world&#39;s sharpest knives, the planet&#39;s lamest airlines, and the
Maxim Hoagy Hall of Fame!<br>
280 WHAT IF...<br>
...people had one regular hand and one giant lobster claw?