Maxim # 36, December 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
110 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
GREG KINNEAR<br>
He had a prepubescent encounter with Larry King and has seen naked grannies in
slings. Wanna be him?<br>
114 COVER GIRL<br>
TARA REID<br>
The piping-hot American Pie honey makes a purr-fect Melody in next year&#39;s Josie and the Pussycats.<br>
126 GUY IS HIS MIDDLE NAME<br>
BE MACGYVER<br>
What would MacGyver do? Make a thermonuclear device out of a digital watch and
some gum! Now you can, too...<br>
138 INPUT MANAGEMENT<br>
GIRLFRIEND 3.0<br>
She&#39;s turned you into the guy she wants. Now it&#39;s your turn. Upgrade today!<br>
148 PARTY LIKE IT&#39;S 2001<br>
HOLIDAY TRADITIONS OF THE WORLD<br>
The globe&#39;s best holidays, from Sweden&#39;s Spanking Day to France&#39;s Go Home and Fuck Your Wife Day!<br>
150 JENNY, JENNY<br>
JENNIFER GAREIS<br>
She plays Ah-nuld&#39;s virtual sex slave in The 6th Day. Some dolts have all the luck.<br>
160 DEATH AT SEA<br>
THE FINAL VOYAGE<br>
They were blown up, burned, drowned, and slammed into the bottom of the sea. For
the first time anywhere, it&#39;s the full story of Russia&#39;s cursed Kursk submarine.<br>
172 INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS<br>
THE BEST SEX SCENES EVER<br>
Our critics pick the 25 most, ah, stirring sex scenes in film history. College
credit approved!<br>
184 BUCCIN&#39; OUT<br>
TINY TERRORS<br>
Take one look and you may never stop washing your balls.<br>
194 MAMMA MIA<br>
MIA KIRSHNER<br>
If you missed this dark beauty in The Crow: City of Angels, now&#39;s your chance.<br>
202 SILVER BALLS<br>
SPECIAL: OUR 15-PAGE GIFT GUIDE<br>
Screw everyone else&#8212;here&#39;s your wish list for the holidays.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
32 LETTERS<br>
The usual heap of gripes and praises. Good God! Whose idea was it to teach you
people to write?<br>
42 JOKES<br>
Prepare knees for frequent and vigorous slapping.<br>
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Children&#39;s letters to Satan, hotels in space, fun with Malcolm X, and a tearful goodbye to the comic strip &quot;Cathy.&quot;<br>
70 HOW TO<br>
This month: How to speed-read, sphn gas, thrw n orgy, gt ovrjt Ig, wn th Ndy 500
and trvl bck in time. Whew!<br>
76 SAYS HER<br>
HER SECRET FETISHES<br>
Women reveal the little things you do that secretly make them wild with desire.
(Hint: Peeing in the sink isn&#39;t one of them.)<br>
84 SPORTS<br>
STEVE FRANCIS<br>
To Rookie of the Year Steve Francis, bask&egrave;tball&#39;s more than just a game&#8212;it&#39;s
a show. The Houston Rockets guard who&#39;s giving that baldheaded guy a run for his money.<br>
THE EDGE<br>
92 HOW MORTICIANS STIFF YOU<br>
So sorry for your loss...now it&#39;s time to pay the piper. When you absolutely have to buy a coffin, here&#39;s how to keep from getting nailed.<br>
98 BODY SHOP<br>
DR. MAXIM<br>
Our medical experts discuss the wisdom of taking a scalpel to your thingy and
the relative merits of booze and pot.<br>
104 TURNING POINT<br>
&quot;HONEY, WE&#39;RE PREGNANT!&quot;<br>
We&#39;ve all had a scare&#8212;here&#39;s a guy who faced this nightmare, and how he handled himself. (Actually, he probably wishes he&#39;d handled himself...)<br>
223 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Outerwear for people who actually go outdoors, 4 timely new wristwatches, and
new grooming products&#8212;yes, we&#39;re talking to you.<br>
255 REVIEWS<br>
We scale Vertical Limit, the climbing disaster movie to end all climbing disaster movies; listen to Offspring&#39;s new baby; and road- test snowboards, dj private eyes, and rental cars.<br>
284 WHAT IF...<br>
...rock gods were really immortal?