Maxim # 37, January 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
74 SETH GREEN<br>
Dr. Evil&#39;s spawn diagnoses werewolves, Philly cheese steaks, and, uh, man rape.
Yeah, baby! (Note: Maxim does not condone man rape.)<br>
COVER GIRL<br>
76 LAURA PREPON<br>
We turned up the heat on the red-hot star of That &#39;70s Show&#8212;and her clothes came off. Gotta love it when a plan comes together.<br>
84 RESOLUTIONARY IDEAS<br>
CRANK UP YOUR LIFE<br>
No more bullshit resolutions&#8212;follow our advice and live on Easy Street for
an entire year. Silver platter not included.<br>
96 CRYSTAL BALLS<br>
MAXIM TELLS THE FUTURE!<br>
The Million Midget March, joint-rolling monkey butlers, and First Lady beaver.
Hey, this is going to be one great year!<br>
100 RUSSIAN BOMBSHELL<br>
TATIANA ZAVIALOVA<br>
Victoria&#39;s Secrets are revealed, and for five glorious pages all is right in the world.<br>
106 DING, DING, DING<br>
CAN THIS MAN SAVE BOXING?<br>
Take a hard look at the tainted sport of boxing with the baddest man on the planet, heavyweight champeen of the world Lennox Lewis.<br>
118 SKINNY MACS<br>
GRANDPA&#39;S SECRET STASH<br>
Travel back to the golden age of the &#39;40s and &#39;50s and rifle through your grandpa&#39;s
collection of intelligent, humorous, provocative girlie mags. What a trip.<br>
122 CIAO BELLA<br>
IZABELLA SCORUPCO<br>
The gorgeous computer whiz from GoldenEye gets us high on K2 in her new flick,
Vertical Limit.<br>
128 END OF DAYS<br>
HELL IN A HANDBASKET<br>
The maniacs launch a nuke, and the Commander in Chief is three sheets to the wind?
Take the world&#39;s first look inside the briefcase that could destroy the earth.<br>
134 GIRL TALK<br>
WOMEN FESS UP!<br>
We hit the streets and asked real women all the questions you&#39;re not supposed
to ask&#8212;and they loved it. Helmet or anteater?<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
16 LETTERS<br>
Readers&#39; revenge! Cops sticking up for their own, D.C. barkeeps slinging dirt, and the only Dennis Miller Monday Night drinking game.<br>
22 JOKES<br>
A nun, a Polack, and an alligator try to claim . Maxim&#39;s $150 joke challenge...<br>
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
The future of everything, R-rated movies for the r kiddies, and good press for
the Ebola virus. Plus: The Iron Chef throws down with the Iron Sheik.<br>
44 HOW TO<br>
Throw the best Super Bowl party, fly a blimp, avoid chick shows, start fires,
swallow swords, and set up a harem.<br>
52 SAYS HER<br>
BE HER BOOTY CALL<br>
Christina Valhouli&#39;s step-by-step guide turns you into a sex toy women will want to reach out and touch.<br>
58 OFF THE GRID<br>
LIVING LARGE IN BIG D<br>
We turn over every rock, jock, and cowgirl in Dallas to find buried treasures
you&#39;d have to be on death row to miss.<br>
64 SPORTS<br>
GET THE PUCK OUT!<br>
The best goalie in the game, Martin Brodeur, talks about getting his jewels crushed, dodging friendly fire, and driving Lord Stanley.<br>
68 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
LIFE, IN A NUTSHELL<br>
The greatest philosophical minds of all time speak through us&#8212;and they don&#39;t make a sound. Whoa...<br>
70 WHAT&#39;S UP?<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
This month the good doctor puts the bi in biceps, explains yeast without the barley, and warns against kisses that grow bumps in the night.<br>
143 MAXIMWEAR<br>
The hottest threads on the slopes, plaid you&#39;d be caught dead in, and the essential accessory for playing doctor.<br>
163 REVIEWS<br>
Guy Ritchie&#39;s Snatch, Wu Tang Clan&#39;s cleverly titled release The W, and bloody World War II &#8212; video games for all ages. Plus: Bond-icize your car, analyze Internet shrinks, and watch the hottest pool champion on earth grab our sticks and break &#39;em in half. Uh, wait...<br>
184 WHAT IF...<br>
...a woman were elected President?