<b>FEATURES</b><br>
WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
100 DENIS LEARY<br>
The smokin'funnyman spews filth about Irish drunks, strippers, and his new job on The Job.<br>
102 COVER GIRL<br>
MONICA POTTER<br>
Check out Head Over Heel's sexy star...before she joins a convent in Cleveland.<br>
110 SCENE STEALING<br>
THE 100 GREATEST MOVIE MOMENTS OF ALL TIME<br>
Remember the movie where what's-his-name blows his head off on the john?...We
do—plus 99 more.<br>
122 WILD THING<br>
BROOKE BURKE<br>
The sultry star of Wild On goes feral on us. Luckily we had a photographer for
protection...<br>
130 TOUGH GUYS<br>
THE A-TEAMS<br>
Who's the toughest military branch in the world? Check out the ultimate macho match and find out.<br>
142 GAME TIME<br>
ON YOUR MARKS. GET SET. DRINK!<br>
We've created 18 brand-new drinking games you'll want to lose!<br>
148 OH, OHH, OHHH!<br>
BE HER SEX MVP<br>
Superstar sex moves she'll brag about for years.<br>
156 CHEAT SHEET<br>
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, CHEAT 'EM!<br>
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.""The ends justify
the means.""Cheaters always prosper."We didn't invent cheating...we
perfected it.<br>
164 HERE'S TO YOU<br>
NICHOLE ROBINSON<br>
She's been an international sex symbol since gracing our Swimsuit Issue. Now she's paying us back.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
28 LETTERS<br>
You people are sick! But keep on proving it.<br>
38 JOKES<br>
Get the last laugh...and maybe, just maybe, $150.<br>
42 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Spinal Tap action figures, lions for rent, and a mad art museum. Plus:The Japanese Penis Festival!<br>
49 SEXY SELLS<br>
HONOR BLISS<br>
The cyberwaitress obsessed with Haggar Pants honors us by disrobing—and
its pure bliss.<br>
68 HOW TO<br>
Be king of the grill, fix a bike flat, do Jay Leno's monologue, build a house of cards, trap wild beasties, and date your buddy's sister. We did...<br>
78 SAYS HER<br>
THE SENSITIVITY CARD<br>
Are you a sensitive guy women love? Or a pathetic wuss women pity? Find out and
fly right, soldier.<br>
84 TURNING POINT<br>
PENALTY OF DEATH<br>
Imagine being the foreman on a jury that sentenced a man to death. Now imagine
changing your mind right before the state of Missouri ices him. Oops.<br>
88 SPORTS<br>
DANCE WITH THE DEVILS<br>
Why would Duke all-American Shane Battier resist the NBA's money and go back to school? Because he can.<br>
94 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
LORD OF THE LAWN<br>
Here's your one-stop guide to growing a magic carpet that'll piss off all your cul-de-sac rivals.<br>
96 WHAT'S UP, DOC?<br>
DR. MAXIM<br>
Whether you're pulling bongs or blowing loads, how much is too much? And are you in danger? Plus: Everything you need to know about vitamin pee.<br>
173 FASHION<br>
MAXIM WEAR<br>
Spring forward—don't fall back. Thirty-five pages of the season's best style ideas, top designers, and hottest Vegas road trips.<br>
212 HOT ZONE<br>
Our new entertainment section features Kevin Smith jawing about his new project,
Green Arrow, the Dave Matthews Band, and everything you need to know about Big
Pussy.<br>
228 GEAR<br>
We put Internet know-it-alls to the test and look for bugs in your fast-food burgers.<br>
240 POP QUIZ<br>
Are you as dumb as you look? Let's see.
Title: Maxim # 39, March 2001
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM039
I am proud to own this magazine.