Maxim # 40, April 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
90 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
TOM GREEN<br>
The original jackass spills his guts about Drew, the Canadian military, and just
plain, urn, having a ball.<br>
92 COVER GIRL<br>
ALI LARTER<br>
The whipped-cream- covered coed from Varsity Blues is back as rootin&#39;-tootin&#39;
Mrs. Jesse James in American Outlaws. We surrender!<br>
102 GONE FISHING<br>
CASTAWAY!<br>
Learn everything about the world&#39;s most alcohol-friendly sport (take a hike, bowling).
Tricks, bait, and the best libations for the job.<br>
112 CAL GAL<br>
SARA SPRAKER<br>
A true California wild woman, Sara&#39;s our new favorite model. She&#39;s cool, brash, and definitely yowza.<br>
120 UP IS DOWN<br>
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW... IS WRONG!<br>
Does wearing briefs really lower your sperm count? How long does pot stay in your system? We clear up everything you never knew you didn&#39;t know.<br>
130 RAGING BULL<br>
SAMMY &quot;THE BULL&quot; IS BACK<br>
The 19-time murderer who ratted out John Gotti went into Witness Protection and
carne out a drug kingpin with an army of racist skinheads.<br>
140 MUMMY DEAREST<br>
PATRICIA VELASQUEZ<br>
Venezuela&#39;s hottest export, the star of The Mummy Returns, unwraps herself. You go, ghoul!<br>
146 BOY TOYS<br>
NOVELTY-TOY NIRVANA<br>
Tired of workin&#39;for the man? Meet the easy-money millionaires behind Silly Putty, Slinkys, and other stupid stuff.<br>
154 EASY COME, EASY GO<br>
COMMIT OR QUIT<br>
We help you answer life&#39;s toughest question. Good luck!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
24 LETTERS<br>
You&#39;ve outdone yourselves! Furious furries, ex-cons on ice, and assault with deadly doorknobs.<br>
132 JOKES<br>
Split a side or two, and try to collect 15,000 pennies.<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Enormous eyesores,a bacon-of-the-month club, and Hiroki sucking down sausages.
Plus: a disgustingly sexy hockey-mom calendar.<br>
41 GIRL FIGHT<br>
Amy Hayes<br>
The world&#39;s only female ring announcer is a drop-dead knockout. Are you ready to fight the good fight?<br>
60 HOW TO<br>
Mow your lawn like a baseball diamond, surf anonymously, talk to animals, start
a cult, cut off your thumb, and ditch your pal&#39;s gal.<br>
68 SAYS HER<br>
UNSAFE SEX<br>
The bedroom is no place for passive aggression&#8212;our sexy scribe, Ellen Benson, shows us how ladies like to be manhandled.<br>
72 TRAVEL<br>
GOOD OL&#39; MILWAUKEE<br>
Our semicogent drinking tour of beautiful downtown Milwaukee.The town has more
to offer than breweries&#8212;it&#39;s got brew, the Brewers, more breweries...<br>
78 SPORTS<br>
HEAVY HITTER<br>
Jason Giambi is the best player in the American League and the wildest man in
the bigs. Why? Because he&#39;s dedicated his life to the pursuit of fun.<br>
84 THE EDGE<br>
THE TAXMAN COMETH<br>
President Bush&#39;s $1.6 trillion tax cut won&#39;t save you a dime this year, so we convinced four IRS agents to teach us how to bend them over for a chanae.<br>
86 THE LOVE DOCTOR<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
She dissects ingrown hairs, cleans your toothbrush, and helps you power up your
sex drive.<br>
165 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Gangster gear and true blue denim.<br>
190 HOT ZONE<br>
We get catty with Josie and the Pussycats, Blow our load on Hollywood&#39;s coke addiction, and get down and dirty with Robert Smigel&#39;s twisted little buddies.<br>
208 GEAR UP<br>
We road-test motel chains, cell phones, and Brazilian supermodels&#8212;except
for the Brazilian supermodels.<br>
224 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you as dumb as you look?