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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 82 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
GEORGE CARLIN<br>
He was Saturday Night Live's very first host and the FCC's worst nightmare. Now
the world's wackiest wordsmith wants to end the human race. What the !@#$%?<br>
84 BEACH BUNNIES<br>
GIRLS OF SUMMER<br>
Yes, this is it—the swimsuit special starts on page 84. Go on, skip ahead,
it's OK—we'll catch you back here later...<br>
124 JOB WELL DONE<br>
RULE THE OFFICE!<br>
Success magnets—from NBA virgin A.C. Green to one of America's biggest ex-dicks,former
FBI agent Jim Kallstrom—reveal the eight indispensable skills you need to
reach the top.<br>
136 BIG-SCREEN BONANZA<br>
SUMMER OF BLAM!<br>
We sneaked in through the side door (thanks, Jackie!) to get the scoop on the
biggest, best, most budget-busting blockbusters of the summer.<br>
150 MOVIE PHONY<br>
STRIKE FARCE<br>
Can Hollywood really be going on strike? Isn't the government doing anything to
avoid this national crisis? Never fear—Maxim picks the scabs! Er...<br>
152 PSYCHO BABYLON<br>
CYBER KILLER<br>
Serial killers used to wander around the country in battered pickups—now
they move at the speed of light.<br>
166 KINK OF HEARTS<br>
UNLEASH HER WILD SIDE!<br>
Teach her how to overcome her "problem areas"and release her inner freak.
Because if she's not having wild sex at 8:30 in the morning on her parents'front
lawn, then neither are you.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
24 LETTERS<br>
The battle of the sexes rages on. Guys need a G-spot GPS and fear their mailman,
while the ladies plead for whiskey and revenge. And the winner is...<br>
30 JOKES<br>
Smart + ass = $150. Come and get it.<br>
34 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
We've got deadly postcards, talking Simpsons toys, and heavenly driving schools
(trains, racecars, tanks...) Plus: Hiroki gets smashed on cheap liquor.<br>
40 SEXY METAL<br>
NURSE GOODBODY<br>
She may wear white and play the good girl on Becker, but onstage Shawnee Smith
is a dirty, sexy Fydolla Ho.<br>
56 HOW TO...<br>
Get out of the doghouse, speed up your metabolism, free a stuck car, be a stand-up
comic, bone a chicken, and pitch like Pedro (run support not included).<br>
66 SPORTS<br>
HORSE PLAY<br>
Don't let the drunks at OTB win all the money. Learn one wild woman's nearly foolproof
betting system.<br>
72 SAYS HER<br>
WHY SHE BLEW YOU OFF<br>
Women dump you for the strangest reasons—bad shoes, bad lines, male pattern
baldness—but they rar y explain why. Our gal gives you the dope.<br>
78 INSTA EXPERT<br>
GRAPE EXPECTATIONS<br>
Learn everything worth knowing about a bunch of smushed grapes. Plus: A big fat
hangover.<br>
80 WHAT'S UP, DOC?<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Her Loveliness dissects herbal medication, Preparation H for your face, and STDs.
Whoa—you've got more problems than we thought.<br>
177 FASHION<br>
MAXIM WEAR<br>
A little D.J. style puts a new spin on "going out"-erwear. Plus: Polo
gear, and the, best cologne and backpacks.<br>
196 HOT ZONE<br>
Martin Short delivers the skinny on his new overweight comedy; Rob Schneider is
a bitch; and Radiohead spews out of our speakers.<br>
212 GEAR UP!<br>
We test the best golf drivers and the resilience of Ricky Martin's genitalia,
all in one shot! Plus: the best BBQ gear, and satellite TV versus digital cable.<br>
228 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you as dumb as you look? Find out now!
Title: Maxim # 42, June 2001
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM042
This magazine kept me up all night. How cool is that?